Finished Folds (701—720)
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2Penny was appalled. Not only did George know her true feelings, no he was squeezing her tightly in front of everyone! She slithered out of his grip and scampered off the stage.
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2! Why did I let him talk me into this? She stomped her hooves in indignation. Sure, she didn't mind the harness, and she even sort of enjoyed wearing the ostrich plumes, but
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2breeding and birthing, where one has to be careful of his stance. Those babies really kick! Anyway, I convinced my friend, and that heifer was soon off to find his moo calling.
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1to put the clown suit back on. See, my partner worked in the entertainment industry. I didn't realize anything was wrong until those big, floppy shoes started glowing.
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2: "Too testy, boy! Silence now, lest you found out ... later," replied the King. The page didn't like the King's cryptic response though & said, "Why wait? I'm ready to know now."
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1finish my bucket list before the end of the world. I still had several tasks left. #9 was to 'poke' Mark Zuckerberg in real life & ask him a question that's burning in my mind. Do
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8AROOOGA, SQUAWK!" It was good practice in the art of meditation, because each time they got to the end of the mantra, the phoenix Squawkers burst into flames. Squidman & D. Manatee
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8The Soup Dragon man only kept his maintenance job at the Marriott to be near Madam Wong. She worked in the hotel restaurant, where she served her famous Ding-Dong Duck Soup.
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5She gave an acceptance speech at the TDD bar in Milwaukee where she was now Patron Saint. "Thank you, Father Adderall, LinkedIn, and Twitter for making this possible."
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4them. In weird way she kind of enjoyed seeing it all crumble. It reminded her of cookies. She reached into the cupboard and pulled out a package of double-stuffed Oreos. *Rumble*
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8a back road - a shortcut known only to locals. My brother frowned at me, "This isn't the way to Omaha!" "Relax, bro." I could see he was flummoxed. I continued down the windy road
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2Mr. Incredible. Rapunzel had to keep an out for Elastigirl though, because she was known to stretch around corners to keep an eye on her man. Mr. Incredihulk climbed the tower
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4reanimated when they arrived. It was playing backgammon with Jim's assistant. "Shall we still do the surgery?" "Bring me the axe," ordered Jim. His dog Rufus fetched it.
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3was better at faking it or so he thought. Jman didn't like to admit it, but he couldn't just throw his brother under the bus. Gman and the rest of the clan stuck to him like glue.
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5be proud of accomplishing something. He scratched his chin thoughtfully. What did that acronym mean? WMPPTF. Hm. Ever since the accident, he found it hard to remember
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4rewrite history, but this wasn't what I had in mind. Sighing, I looked out the pod bay windows into the starry darkness, "OK. Lead on." The sentient pencil sharply ordered
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2like when you talk about them that way," Timmy whispered and glanced sideways. His grandad raised an eyebrow. Timmy went on, "But just so you know, potatoes are grown from seeds
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4company. We played fetch but Tabitha's hands were soon dripping with doggy drool. She let the St. Bernard have the ball & said, "Alllriiighty then, you win!" Every dog has its day.
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3will go on without me. I was an organ donor who gave up the ghost. It's still ticking, but a cancer survivor has it now. I check up on it from time to time. This old heart of mine
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2dragon breath, fermented fish & skunk cabbage stew, rotten eggs, and wet dog mixed with ozone. See, when Jefforama goes insane in the methane, there's no escaping it.