Finished Folds (801—820)
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6amongst heaping piles of old shredded newspaper. The creature on the wheel attempted a growl but all that came out was a squeaky peep. Garth the were-hamster was
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4are not his. As it turns out, they're not. I found out from a friend that he'd had a double occular implant after a terrible auto accident. Ever since he's had strange dreams
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3or his Danish was a bit rusty. He couldn't communicate his wishes or get down to the nuts and bolts of the situation. I offered to assist. The lizardly old Capt. wanted his Ølmund
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0I went from annoyed to vengeful in five seconds flat. Then it hit me: I didn't have to do this. I lowered my mitts & helped the sculptor to his feet. He said, "That's just how your
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5and hung them up locally. I barely kept it together as I saw several of my neighbors take some of the tear-off advertisements for my undressing party ... Ah well, 999 more to go.
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2ir piece? Perhaps they were envious of the sheer heights he'd achieved with the toupee. As the gulls circled, he grew worried and ran so far away. Yet somehow he couldn't get away
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4"Everything and nothing." Uh oh, I thought, Mother is in one of those moods again. I trudge up the stairs with my little sister in tow. I busied her with our collection of toy
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6as if to say I hadn't eaten in days. Tail wagging, I sat up on my hind legs and begged. Yes, I know, bad manners. A dancer in a feathered flapper headband stopped and gave me a
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4Marty loved his mom's legumes so much he had at least six servings a day. In college, he breezed right through and frequently made the Dean's List. He felt it was his duty
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4the used car salesman. "What you need is this aging beauty over here, and I'll tell you why..." My eyes glazed over then. I was still thinking of that sweet, cherry red M6.
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6Still waiting. Badum ching! Hello? Is anyone there? *crickets chirp* Well, this is awkward. Hmm. *Buzz* *Zip, zap!* "GAH! There's a yellow jacket in my office!"
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0out of the closet. Hannah had been wondering where there parents were. Her sister Gabby grabbed the nearest thing and swung around with it. The toothbrush stuck in her mom's
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4that's because my fingers are numb from frostbite. I really should have worn gloves while shoveling snow from the driveway. Now I'm stuck in this prison cell like a banded lobster
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5a slice of vegan humble pie, which he ate with relish. Chivalrous Juan always had relish with his pie. "Pickle, Milady?" However Sir Loyne of Bourguignon heard the exchange and
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2I'd never seen or heard a mirror knock before ... or since for that matter. I felt a surge of gratitude break through the despair. I must fix it! I collected the silvery shards and
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6re. Waka whistled and whispered, "What in the world?" It was Wednesday night, and without his worldly fairy friend, Waka wondered where to go. Waka wished
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4, but life is mostly good. I live in a little apartment at the edge of the village. There's a park nearby where you can sometimes spot me strolling in my paint-spattered clothing.
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3tends to have a ripple effect on the whole story, and there can be super serious consequences. So watch out, kiddos. A story can take you anywhere, depending on the writers' whims
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5utter panic. Just recently, he'd been shopping for a gift for his "girlfriend" at the local mall. On the up escalator to the third floor, a crush of people nearly knocked him over
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5"Man wakes from six year coma; claims return after alien abduction..." That was the Crop Circling Chronicler, but no matter. I knew it, and there were others who also knew about my