Finished Folds (1921—1940)
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6us' eyebrows waggled, resembling overgrown fuzzy caterpillars, hypnotizing the poor bun. Remus hollered into his floppy ears, "Er ye deaf?!" But Rabbit was too clever for Remus and
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4Lifting the box lid, I saw a pair of Ray-Ban Wayfarer sunglasses, some dusty cassette tapes - including U2's Joshua Tree, the Dirty Dancing soundtrack - and a pair of jelly shoes.
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3perogi were stuffed with sauerkraut & potatoes, seasoned with turmeric, chiles, and cumin. Clifford bit into one of Madam Curry's spicy dumplings, first dunking in a savory sauce,
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4a life preserver while scissor kicking, slicing the choppy water at a jaunty angle with his muscular legs. Nemo didn't take kindly to being smothered by Agent Muddymuddskipper, but
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1opportunity to come up with a list of things that all wayward boys should strive to accomplish: 1) Drop water balloons from dormitory windows onto teachers' heads. 2) Blame it on
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5"needs a little cheese." Franky (as friends sometimes called Frankenstein) went looking in the fridge for some Muenster cheese - his favorite - to add to the cake mix.
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8Nowhereville. Petulla favored fruity flavored body sprays, the kind that are meant to mimic delicate floral scents, but really reeked of mass-produced chemicals.
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5, and the alimony that would be paid to his third wife. Squamous looked forward to being out of his cell again. He wanted to play bingo again assuming it was still played.
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4.'Yes, Ma'am! Please stop hitting me! That fossil-miso soup with just a dollop of fresh ash looks so...tempting,' I cried, wondering whether Wong would be satisfied with this.
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6The red Swedish Fish wiggled his tail fins at me. Once he saw that I was paying attention, he said I was tripping and that I should stop dropping so much acid. So I ate him.
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4missed the Erma's Incredulous ship by a mile but nicked one of Rog's alien ships. "You nimwits, you hit one of our own!!" hollered Rog. He felt so bummed out by this turn of events
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7'Oakey-dokey,' I said. 'You really know how to stick it to someone.' Life's such a birch sometimes. I was so frond of her & walnut stop loving her. But maple this is for the best.
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6"I've never seen one of those before. May I touch it?" she asked. Seeing he was startled, she added, "Your beard, I mean, it's made of crisps." Softening, he said 'yes,' as long as
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6a Black Swan. Almost instantly I was more mysterious and attractive. My honking remained though. All the cobs and pens gathered around me, and even a few ganders and hens
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3Parrot of Fleet Street: fierce & furry as a grizzly bear, bearing fierce talons - fine as venomous Viperidae fangs, sharp as razors. "How about a shave?" screeched Sasquawkers.
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4smaid suggested we just dangle some ripe bananas within her view. So we did just that, and before we could say "Your mother's a gorilla," Wilma had returned from her lofty retreat.
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7asked if I'd like to pretend she was Ms. Klaus. "Have you been naughty or nice?" asked Tranny Witch #4 with a knowing smile. "You can sit on my lap if it suits you."
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6attention. He really liked that dress. It was so bright, silky, and -- well, green. Charlie wasn't sure whether he should be happy. At least the dress was what attracted Tesla, not
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5," as I knew that this would suggest notions of creativity, organization, ingenuity, and newness. These were the kinds of things that I wanted to convey within my new poem.
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5"Do it yourself!" said Wanda the washer, who'd had enough, right up to her control knobs. She blew her lid in the middle of a spin cycle. Clothes exploded out, landing