Finished Folds (1941—1960)
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4smaid suggested we just dangle some ripe bananas within her view. So we did just that, and before we could say "Your mother's a gorilla," Wilma had returned from her lofty retreat.
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7asked if I'd like to pretend she was Ms. Klaus. "Have you been naughty or nice?" asked Tranny Witch #4 with a knowing smile. "You can sit on my lap if it suits you."
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6attention. He really liked that dress. It was so bright, silky, and -- well, green. Charlie wasn't sure whether he should be happy. At least the dress was what attracted Tesla, not
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5," as I knew that this would suggest notions of creativity, organization, ingenuity, and newness. These were the kinds of things that I wanted to convey within my new poem.
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5"Do it yourself!" said Wanda the washer, who'd had enough, right up to her control knobs. She blew her lid in the middle of a spin cycle. Clothes exploded out, landing
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8Daring dreadful disaster, Cara bravely boasted, breaking boundaries amid angsty authorities. Albeit Zed zapped Yon's xrays. Willfully waiting, Vera very understandably took Tara's
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4rlie Chaplin, who was secretly still residing in Switzerland, unbeknownst to most. Harold Lloyd and Buster Keaton were also members of OnLab's mysterious secret society
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3was her secret weapon. "Nice melons. Are those organic?" Bob said sweetly. He had a huge crush on her. "Thanks & yes they are. But I still cantaloup with you. Sorry," said Amy.
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5took note of this exchange, later reciting it to the letter. One slender quill-in waiting named Indigo hoped a handsome pen would come and save her. It didn't seem pointless to her
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2What a tempting proposition, thought Sue, something she was good at. She had small hands, which would help, but she'd still have to be careful to not to prick herself. Cockleburs
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7I Brainstormed, searching for Clues. My Cranium hurt, but finally I learned of the Settlers of Catan and their Chinese-Checkered past. It was no Trivial Pursuit but quite a Smess.
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7feverish mind, only to find it incredibly empty. He saw that Miranda had all the trappings of the stereotypical hipster in place. Holding a slightly crunched can of Pabst Blue Ribb
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5something egret this way comes!" Also there were a Manatee Who Fell to Earth, This Island Ermine, and some Killer Clownfish from Outer Space. So goes the Chronicles of Ribbit.
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4. Bella was astonished to find that the wedding gift was a cookbook. "Those are recipes my ancestors passed down over the centuries." Vlad added, "Bloody good ones, too."
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6Cyberburbia, and it's always sold-out. Don't get left in the lurch. Don't have to go far, don't even need a car. Stay on your perch; do an Internet search. Foldaroo is coming soon
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5was open, revealing that he wasn't wearing a shirt. I could see his smooth rubbery skin underneath. "Flipper, we have guests!" The menagerie of seahorses at my door laughed
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5ap-on lamp. I clapped & they shut off. All six of my legs relaxed. I rested my cute little cockroach head in my front two feet and sighed. "Lady stop buggin' me with your antics!"
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2was not as impressive as Mr Floppy Pants'. He liked eating lots of fried fast food, washing it down with a large cola or two. For dessert he'd eat pie, cake, candy til he passed ou
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4. "Sir?" "Huh? Oh how much for the pearls?""A single strand's 120. Is this to be a gift Sir?" she asked, seriously. Curious as to how often men bought themselves pearls here, he st
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7garage, over to my cherry red convertible. Sure it was flashy. Sure the top was down. But I got in, with my inflatable date by my side. After I buckling us in, I began to pull out