Finished Folds (101—120)
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1"Another round of tequila shots," was the last thing I remembered. I tried to stitch the night together based on
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7ninja in a white room. I came to rest against a pair of smelly flip-flops attached to some of the most horrid
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2who arrived 3 hours later. Of course, I was arrested. I tried to explain that I was only there because
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5a red Swingline stapler. Milton was sturdy and could take the punishment, just like the stapler - but only for
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2Six Flags. But this was no roller coaster and when that bird dive-bombed everyone
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0although lemmings are soft and furry, taking E and rubbing myself all over is not the best way to spend
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1street lamp every 100 feet or else I never would have made it home. Wine + bike + nighttime =
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4Bradley Nowell (in the biblical sense), which is probably why my middle name is "Santeria" and she named our dog
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2his excitement soon waned when he realized that male sideboob is not nearly as cool as
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4learned to read. The pictures were ok, but what were all those words saying? I needed
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1that he put that thing back in his pants! But once you take it out and let it breath a bit
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3brains. A recent study shows they prefer mushy ones, often found under Yankees caps. No surprise that most zombies live
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1go see the giant ball of yarn. Anything to avoid having to sit through another minute of that awful
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0the Sullivan house is probably the single most beautiful location on Block Island. Plus the name makes it seem like
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1dog-bear. No human had ever laid eyes on the first of a new species. They rejoiced until they learned of its zombie
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1my libido. Once I get cold feet, its like jumping into a mountain stream - everything just
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1forgot to flush after the chili-eating contest. The bathroom was literally a biohazard area for a week. Sweet revenge!
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1The letter from the doctor came as quite a surprise and he had to sit before continuing. His legs could not longer
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3The sweatshop owner had a point. I couldn't name another country where you could pay a 12 year-old $1/week to
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1Their business meetings had become quite mundane. The coders were getting antsy while the suits were