Finished Folds (41—60)
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3Alzheimer's is one of the downsides to having the Benjamin Button disease. On the other hand, you never really formed the stuff you forget so I guess it isn't that bad. And growing
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3a sandstorm arose out of nowhere. Ziva and I rushed to shelter in an abandoned warehouse. We could hear the wind howling outside, but inside we were safe. That was the first night
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2he realized that he wasn't in the best of shape anymore. By the time he got to the end the shrieking had stopped. He whipped out his keychain flashlight only to find a cat in heat.
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2to the bar. "What's up with that chick?" I asked the bartender. "She stupid or somethin?" I didn't even have time to react before I was on the ground staring up at the most
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1an egg sandwich I had thrown out three days ago. What can I say, she had an iron stomach and buns of steel. Beneath her rough exterior was an even rougher interior. I once saw her
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0tall to begin with and now he was even shorter. At least he was alive. At least he could be comforted by the fact that he won the first ever billion dollar lawsuit. The money
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2bowel movement. I couldn't afford to take a chance that I might be constipated. You see, the whole plan hinged on one critical moment. If I failed to
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1we preferred the taste of our own urine. The only downside was that we were on an all-asparagus diet. The smell was known to choke a donkey. Which is why
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3Driving a shift stick is hard, especially for a seven year old prodigy who couldn't reach the pedals. Luckily Jen and Conner were there to
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2Eor, whose fog-of-mope defense was impenetrable. Of course, the crowd loves an underdog. "Pi-ka-chu! Pi-ka-chu!" they chanted. "Pika, pika?" he asked and charged his
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2the bride on her way to the altar? His plan was to attach a rope to the ceiling and swoop down the aisle - slapping the groom before grabbing the bride. The one thing he did
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2a place that takes credit cards. So I headed to my nearest Malmart for some silk sheets and a satin teddy. The checkout clerk gave me a funny look that seemed
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1ricin-laced edible panties, I learned my lesson. No more horticulture crazies! So I headed down to the public
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2The website was run by a group of amazonian headshrinkers who found it more profitable to shrink other parts of the body as well. In addition to head and hands, they could shrink
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3gold digger to a dying billionaire. And once it gets its clutches into you, it becomes like an addiction. You can't stop. And just when you think you're out, they pull
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2anything for those pants. They were a Salvation Army special - he had given a kid a pack of gum and lowered him into the donation bin to pull them out. Until now they were his only
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1She has this theory that people who don't like dogs aren't really people. After a lengthy explanation, the judge
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1a strong backhand. Years of youth tennis had perfected my technique. Before I began taking drugs for my anxiety slaps,
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2to teach her to ride a bike. She's fine with training wheels, but take 'em off and she's like a freshman at last call,
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1to the woodshed. He was conjuring the ghost of Larry the Cable Guy. He straddled his 4x4, cracked his first Genny, and