Finished Folds (81—100)
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1"The almighty dollar vs. the Almighty" read the marquee. How US currency got top billing over the Lord is a question
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1The note read, "This is a fake stickup to test security. Put all the money in a bag and nothing funny." I bit my tongue
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3You will need: 5 helium balloons, 3 packs of mentos, 2 bottles of fanta (grape works best) a lawn chair, a 9 iron. Mix
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0'WTF did I do last night?' he thought before noticing the beer cans, liquor bottles, take out and clothing littering
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2"Coffee - and Irish it up for me," said the man in the bright blue jump suit. He didn't strike the waitress as
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1"Candy is a whore's name," she said disgustedly. "Or maybe a stripper. Has a Candy ever won a Nobel prize or
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1It was Friday and muggy. He kicked off his shoes, loosened his neck-tie and poured himself a whiskey. Just as he sat
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2had the run of the place. On Sundays the neighborhood cats would picnic there, eating roast rat while the poor dogs
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1eye and busted lip. Throw on an affliction t-shirt rather than the usual Ed Hardy and go hit the clubs. Everyone digs
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1engrossing. When the cuteness became too much, they opened a door and let in a pack of hungry wolverines. It only took 3
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2they finally got their shit together. And not a moment too soon. If they hadn't the Gulf of Mexico might look like
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0Among the few things I regret are that I never had a sound understanding of quantum mechanics. Spin? Location?
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4Absolutely the worst thing he had ever done was to look inside that case. He should have known from the stench
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3the toe jam and sock lint. That, along with the antifreeze gave his vino that unique
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0The day of the big exam had finally arrived. Gil brought his #2 pencil and his lunch, but didn't notice he'd forgot his
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3the dangers of kilts on a windy day. She stuffed the caviar in her mouth, washed it down with the rest of the Dom and
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3loudly throughout the zoo. The investigation began immediately into who had allowed a shotgun into the panda's
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1men's washroom. It didn't taste quite how she expected. An interesting mix of urine, vomit and
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1The breakfast "nook" was really more of a closet, but in proportion to the rest of the house. How a giant
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1I like to discipline my dog with rolled up editions of the Economist. I think it makes him