Finished Folds (121—139)
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1"King Rondo in the house!" But what really irked him was the hand-in-the-cookie jar pose
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2A priest, a rabbi and a yogi walk into
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1The TV blared so loudly that he could barely make out the sounds from next door, but he knew his neighbors
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0He spit out the gum he had been chewing and used it to attach the matches to the belt. Now if only he had a
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1pimped out a Pinto. I guess that if you've go it you might as well
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1that said, "who uses paper money anymore?" and proceeded to stuff the bill into
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2the time is right. But for now I'll bide my time. You know, they say that revenge is a dish best served cold. Well, I have to tell you that I don't like cold dishes. I like my meals
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3all of a sudden he was floating. He looked down and could see a taliban poppy pusher approaching his still-fast-asleep body
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0blind. You can't hit what you can't
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2play that darn Lemmings album backward. I mean, who would have guessed that hearing "all the children are happy" would
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2the crazy eyes. So instead I became a Wall St.
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0she could barely stand up. Luckily someone had slipped some speed into her drink, so she quickly
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4the flames. The next thing I know, I'm on fire. And that's the story of how I became known as "Burning Man"
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5take them all on. With my ninja skills I worked them pretty over and headed home with my stamps.
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7slapped the drunken grin off his face.
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2waxed. Exhausted, everyone fell into a deep sleep dreaming of
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3would eventually be the one to kill me. Looking back on it
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1Her breath, smokey with condensation, cut through the air like
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0I don't remember much after the third inning, except for the feel of