Finished Folds (221—240)
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5permeated his bedroom at 4 am, disrupting his delicate sleep cycle and sabotaging his work performance. Without action, his career as a DBA would be finished. Fishtoads pulled out
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1together an enormous statue of Mao made from American e-waste which they planned to drop upon Silicon Valley as revenge for the gummy worm forehead industrial secrecy. But the NSA
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3This was 17th of the 83 directives which ISIS was demanding of its new adherents. A veteran told me they were becoming impossibly stringent. Why in Allah's name had I decided to
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3trip any of the landmines which had been placed by neo-Papal agents in an intersecting temporal trajectory. With short, deliberate steps he traversed the Paradise path, longing
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4and enjoyed it as well. She made a few calls, and soon the room was filled with salivating tormentors. "Rikey Spanish Inquisition?" Mme Wong cackled. The bound man sobbed, unable
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5and the resulting explosion generated a crater 30 meters in diameter. Found Grandma's corncob pipe, but not a speck of her DNA. Our historic family moonshining operation was kaput.
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3went mad with delight. Manna-dusted growth medium was the microchildren's favorite treat! Then, a tragic error: in my zeal to focus, I lowered the lens too far and crushed the
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4Then I go on an eating binge and gain 115 lbs. in just under three weeks. Dom DeLuise exerts power from beyond the grave! His death was no accident; he revealed to me, post-coitus,
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3Santa sighed, tossed the dead Tamagotchi into the large pile of dead Tamagotchis in the corner, and opened his flask. "I'm tired of the greedy little gits. No imagination anymore."
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5One Night in Bangkok. "...and the world's your beaver!" sang the Beaver Couple, bastardizing the lyrics to suit their tastes. But the crowd was having none of it. A riot broke out
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3"It's efficacious," he pronounced. Arnold's therapist was fond of saying "efficacious", and using other $.75 words like most members of the medical community. Arnold's OCD was
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5of the agricultural cycle. Fertility rites and so forth. Well, I had had enough of New Orleans, I decided, and stowed away aboard a petrochemical freighter bound for New Zealand.
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4After weeks without the good stuff, our jonesing hero decided to attempt a desperate seance with the deceased Blandert McKinzington. Madame Soso, the renowned medium, would host
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3in coffee, jelly, and creme. The nearest doughnut shop was also the largest in the world, a converted Home Depot featuring over 3000 types of pastries. Haglund ordered twenty-two
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3fraud in flagrante delicto!" Carl Sagan threw the thesis into the fire and lit up a spliff. He was shivering with fury. "Beelyuns and beelyuns of crackpots, developing mad theories
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5"Never order from a pizza joint run by vampires," he sighed. "You just can't trust the sauce." The mood of the party soured, and muffled sobs were heard. Then, a chant of "TO-GA!"
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5stiletto heels for dramatic effect. Often, there were enemy eyeballs impaled on those six inch spikes! Catwoman approached Insp. O'Shea with a seductive strut, and offered to show
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4age trends in the fashion industry. "No, no, no," he tutted Calvin. "The orange camo is only appropriate near volcanoes!" Calvin muttered as he replaced the uniform on the rack.
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5of the next bottle before the pain would begin to subside. His "nocturnal activities" were now posted all over Twitter and Facebook! Weeping, Sgt. Lipshitz reapplied his lipstick
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3"Sesame Streetwalkers. It's new, on PBS." I knew that public TVs standards had declined, but this was obscene. I ordered my son to wash his ears out with bleach, and placed a call