Finished Folds (381—400)
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7which tasted pleasant despite the odd texture. He decided that he did like it. "Yeah, this is good," he told the cook who sucked on his bleeding knuckle. "Make it again tomorrow."
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4TJ's jaw dropped. Another romance lost to lycanthropy! "This happens every time!" he screamed at Lupe, who began to sob. TJ turned and punched the window of the Border Patrol SUV
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3can be transformed into winners at the box office." Samuel P. Goldbutt twisted in his executive chair and leered at the aspiring horror starlet on the casting couch. His cigar
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3These are a few of my most-despised words: Pulchritude. Cauliflower. Leprous. Axe. Quantitative-easing. Blister. Virgin. Trebuchet. Maybe. Flatulence. Me. Make a story out of them!
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5The explosion leveled three city blocks. She had forgotten that her combat purse was armed, neglecting the first rule of handbag safety. Don't let this happen to you. Questions?
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2have vacationed merely by closing my eyes and concentrating!" The Amazing Kreskin, Marriage Counselor, proceeded to demonstrate from his remote office. Carey shook off the undies
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3mainly because it was slathered in grease. "Gee, just what I've always wanted -- a live DU anti-tank shell to remind me of my service. Great." My daughter beamed at me as my PTSD
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4Mr. Josh stopped eating, winced at his sandwich, and set it aside. "Thanks, IT Dude. You're a real culinary superhero." IT Dude bowed with a flourish, and a prophylactic slipped
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4helplessly, distressed by his lack of dexterity. "Wa wa dammit, what I wouldn't give for a real pair of mitts wa wa," he repeated as he paced around the hot tub. Catwoman laughed
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3were selling like hotcakes, just as the hotcakes were selling like pies. We were practically minting money, but at the same time great confusion prevailed. A leading expert in the
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11d throughout the stony labyrinth in which I now found myself trapped. Around which corner would I find the Minotaur? Rumor had it that some of these mazes were infinite. A chill
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4In addition, I am calling random phone numbers and leaving messages such as: "The multiverse is buzzing with bio-electricity. We exist as a resonance cascade." Will it help?
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0hre (not to be confused with "canker") sores may appear up to 3 days prior to abduction. "Well that's that," Seamus lamented. A dismal future in store, he pulled a pewter flask of
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6the evil homonculus on my left shoulder inquired. "It is not just telemarketing copy," I rebuked. "It will double as an award-winning, internationally-acclaimed theatrical play and
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3which -- not by coincidence -- was the precise GDP of Ukraine minus Crimea. Putin rubbed his ancient chin and contemplated the synchronicity while playing 196 simultaneous chess
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2As luck would have it, a rabid weasel had nested inside of the closed canopy. I quickly nabbed the agitated rodent by the neck and tossed it into the face of my irritating suitor.
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7The hallucinations came in waves. Volcanoes on the dining tables erupting tiny dinosaurs with the heads of celebrities. Soup patrons faces evolving geometrically. The Soup Nazi
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7Surfmaster General of Pacific Beach. He had pecs the size of waffle irons and a harem thirty-strong. The bird-hating blonde was sure she could lure him into monogamy, if only she
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2into you Corvetta!" Barkley spun, nearly toppling over, and made defiant hand gestures. Kenny was aghast, and Ernie shook his head in disbelief. The NBA Halftime Show had declined
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2Ma always told me I'd catch my death. She was right. Death fit in the palm of my hand: a little Death. Not only that, but Death was a girl! And she was none too pleased that I had