Finished Folds (421—440)

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  could I run to, where could I had? Their spies, soldiers of the Knights of Columbus, were everywhere -- and without the taco truck I had no transportation. Remembering an old flame

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  Pumpkin pie. My weakness of weaknesses! Without thanking her, I pressed my face into Aunt Mildred's pie and began gobbling up the delicious dessert. Within minutes, I was woozy.

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  2014-01-08 21:39:49

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  or Billy Bob or Billy Bob Thornton. That's right, the one and only. You are asking yourself, "why is his life like these cocaine-themed films -- and why is his nickname 'Ricky'?"

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  a woman that he didn't later marry. Unfortunately, my teleportation experiment went awry when Birdy flew into the source pod where Pee Wee sat snacking on a Jimmy Dean link.

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  2014-01-08 07:05:34

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  -ery, haggle with insurance company reps, and make small-talk at upper crust parties. But the antiseptic soap was tainted, and the boys grew deathly ill 3 days later. An inquiry

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  but its still just a damned vegetable all of the same." The song was offered in mirth at first, but the lack of meat aboard the ship began to wear on morale. After 3 months, mutiny

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  2014-01-08 06:49:23

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  his stovepipe hat atop his head and departed for the law offices of Letch, Lurk, & Fumble. The firm was expert in European HR litigation, and his case against the young woman

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  a foreign agent. I asked, Mossad? She said, maybe, maybe not. Then she gassed me. When I came to, Greta was gone." Bobert wistfully lit his pipe and rocked. "The thing about women

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  2014-01-07 19:45:14

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  jotted a personal note. "In re: construction plans for mountain getaway. Scratch PoP as structural material. Nouveau, yes, but fragile. Go with log as originally, more reliable."

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  2014-01-07 07:08:09

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  the dreadful miseries of the material world and imbibe of the sacred Woojawee root." Father filled the hookah bowl with the pungent root paste and we each grabbed a hose.

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  2014-01-07 07:01:59

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  temporary delusion, a tasty respite from reality, and I ate all of the provided snacks as if I hadn't eaten since the dawn of Carl's Jr. -- Anon. Folder, Boulder, CO, Jan 1, 2014.

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  2014-01-04 08:03:55

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  presents several internal contradictions which are as irreconcilable as the factions of the US GOP. Post-modernism, seen through the lens of contemporary biomorphic pottery, cannot

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  2014-01-04 07:55:57

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  stacked them slowly, hoping to disguise his anxiety. Jimmy continued staring at Gramps as the old man piled the meat slices to the ceiling. Roast beef. Bologna. Salami. Ham. Treet.

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  2014-01-04 07:52:02

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  "Stealing from children and murdering mimes, these are a few of my favorite crimes!" Julie Andrews was drunk again. She twirled into the groping mitts of the notorious producer,

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  2014-01-04 07:46:28

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  Scene 1: The simpleton hobo snorkeled, post-cataclysm, in a franchised RoachMotel pool whilst a crabby, carbuncled & festooned salesman wielding a squeegie devoured a giant earwig.

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  2014-01-04 07:44:05

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  Pat's dismal plan proceeded flawlessly. His contrived depression made Tara believe he was sincere. But his poor penmanship prevented use of her Fiat: he discovered her cat on his

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  2014-01-04 07:34:58

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  self-destruct in 15 seconds," she warned coldly. I gave my thumb a final lick, but the nacho flavoring was exhausted. I tempted fate. "You're a liar." Portia stuck her tongue out

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  2014-01-03 05:38:55

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  pyschedelics in a penal context is not a recipe for life success. I ended up killing three "devils" and was rewarded 20 hard years in an Iowa SuperMax. Fortunately, a technicality

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  2014-01-03 05:30:56

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  tom player from the 80s new wave glam band The Personality Company, a once closeted arch-conservative who was now a corporate accountant. Love. What a joke. He threw darts at the

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  2014-01-03 05:25:49

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  of human misery when an old bag with a handbag filled with coins beats him senseless when he asks for change so he can buy half of a sandwich. The hobo reaches the fifth plateau of

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