Finished Folds (581—600)
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4the throat of the sandworm in our backyard. Taming those monsters is a beast! But it was family now. It kept intruders at bay. And it sure did like applesauce and pills! But one
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4The next time I saw her, she was a him. "Jill!" I squealed! He put a finger to my lips. "No. Jim." He still looked like Jill, like a woman. But he assured me he had "junk". We went
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2The I realized I was daydreaming. I still had hair, but was almost naked and smothered in grease. "C'mon kid!" Manny commanded. We was busting out. It was cold as hell. "Manny!"
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3his life had been the day he had got the Pope high. Maybe karma was real after all. The priest hovered over him. Why was unction always so extreme? David smelled, in both ways.
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6gone pan-psychotic, we're talking multiverse. Her mind shattered into a googleplex shards which pop in and out of the vacuum continuously. Lucy makes love to Hugh Everett in the
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10yoe yoe yoe. Hang on. Who's that? Let me take sniff. Hey hey, wait, your a dog, I'm a human, this is NOT RIGHT." I threw off the V-R helmet, stood, and glared at the proprietor.
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6Don't talk to any Mexicans." This was not his mother's Tijuana. She had been a renowned madame back during the war -- the real war, not the drug one. "Next vacation, let's--" a man
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6eye candy to follow me around adoringly. My maids were each over 350 lbs. I strutted around Liz Phair's Renn Faire in my keen threads, getting digits and business cards with ease.
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2but dutifully forgot about it by the end of the following night's spectacle. Fan loyalty wasn't what it used to be. But the prophesy would be fulfilled, 28 years later. Mini-him
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2requires an oven the size of Rhode Island, which coincidentally is known as the "pizza of states". It cost me A LOT of money -- an entire parking lot filled with $1 bills stacked
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5if it kept on raining, the levee was gonna brea. Robert had lost use, and even the simple knowledge of, the letter "k". McLean was giving Ke$ha a hickey on her $ sign. Now jealous,
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7instead of the expected corpse of the Lieutenant Governor. Miranda turned as white as the clouds which whispered above her, as if gossiping, exchanging secrets. "Dead husband." The
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3Magazine had the exclusive. Whenever she did anything, millions in ad revenue were generated -- and this photoshoot was going to top them all! Her manager, Sleazy P. Martini, had
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5and picking bugs from their feathers with their beaks. "Ugh," I groaned, "these humans are vulgar creatures. And so narcissistic, all that colorful plumage!" Noz replied, "I don't
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5A jovial red-haired man with an abundant beard appeared behind the checkout counter. "Welcome to Rusty Bucket Bay! We got rust! Lots of it! All kinds! My name is Rusty!" The kids
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410,000 years have I sat on this stone overlooking the immutable ocean. 100 centuries of solitude and contemplation. And what have I profited, this isolation and futility? What was
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4under the direction of the show's finicky producer. "This row isn't straight. And that body is crooked. Fix it." One of the contestants began to sob over a corpse. The dating game
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4The war between the Men groups lasted nearly a century; its truce arose more from exhaustion than resolution. The tribes merged, naming themselves Hat-men Without Work. Nobody
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5when it suited him; he was moody, and by most reckoning, downright arbitrary. In other parlance: insane. Janice sent me to a cheap motel to await the Ant King's beckon. Roaches
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1costs were beginning to rise, therefore forcing them, minutes later, to relocate to Burkina Faso. The Chinese were outraged, not only for the lost negative space factory business