Finished Folds (981—1000)
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8The blare jarred every other cap in Manuel's mouth, every tooth, and the caps fell like hail into his black bean soup. Yekaterina began to cry. "Going back to Ukraine," she choked,
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5The rollercoaster was, quite accidentally, designed exactly like like Leia's curled hair -- AND its two major coils had been named Betty and Veronica -- no coincidence was this --
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1Ken Kesey said, "Screw it. I'm the driver. We're going to Acapulco." The Pranksters groaned, but they knew he was right; the False Lake Near the Right Nipple was overrun with
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4& so less cloyin and ready to go out and fulfill their destinies as day traders. Freud himself stuck to conservative investments, primarily AAA-rated bonds, but occasionally would
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2lost me street cred with the hardcore physics crowd. They said go hang with the biologists. I was sullen. "Hey, they're better than the anthropologists," a bald young geek tried
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3guitarist, Eric Melin, was pissed. "That Jay Mascis played me again! Curses!" Melin began air jamming Jesus Lizard, Melvins, Helmet, Mudhoney -- but he'd lost his touch. The dealer
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7goofed and Comic Sans appeared in the form of Stephen Wright. "I put some instant coffee in the microwave and almost went back in time," he quipped before committing suicide by
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4at my mother's breasts which had been sewn haphazardly onto my own meek chest. In fact, I was on stage -- indeed, Broadway -- and I knew how that Black Swan chick must have felt as
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5the bride was throwing the cat into the air for the crazed hopeful losers to catch. Vile would "flash" at these crucial moments, ruining -- or improving -- the tender memories of
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2truths were even knowable, if they even existed. "That doesn't mean there's not nothing," my depressive and nihilistic mother used to tell me when I would skin my knee. It was her
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6"No, it's not really me," Aretha replied. She pulled at a zipper near her forehead and removed the bodysuit. "Dr. Benway Ali Benway!" I cried in elation. "Wrong. Roy Scheider." He
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5from Cardinal Ximinez' hat -- and that will be the end of that Inquisition!" The birds began chirping in a chorus of delight and grandeur, the clouds parted, a shaft of golden
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3Just as my cannibal coach thought I had to eat ALL the people I saw (she was not human) irrespective of whether or not they had recently bathed. But then my lamaze coach thought
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5but you could still buy a sandwich for a nickel! The Sandwich Witch nodded wistfully. It was true; she had grown soft and beautiful with age, lacking the bitterness which fueled
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2Even be surgically altered to resemble me to win. When she refused, I arranged for her kidnapping and had her transported to Mumbai where an inexpensive surgeon by the name of
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6-ing itself onto the wall as if by an invisible permanent marker: "Stay thirsty my friends." Another of Chilibot's riddles! The last one took me three years to solve, and six good
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3simulation cabinet and pushed an enormous lever towards an "ON" decal. Tesla coils around the room began exchanging streams of electrons. "They're just for show!" shouted Dr. Wayne
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4"It's not that I don't like you," said the MSG leader. "You've got a keen chopper. It's the politics. Look, all of this inter-gang dating is just too damned confusing." The biker
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2never again tasting his delicious spicy chicken. "No on the possum, Tzo. It tastes like chicken. And there are plenty of chickens. Think about it." Tzo grinned. "There, you are
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1friends. It used to be you could just purchase them online, cheap even, from Micronesia or Sub-Saharan Africa. But since the drone wars commenced in full, the "government" has