Finished Folds (961—980)
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6and Burt continued to patronize the local franchise. Fractal chalupas were a different story altogether. The sauce -- seemed to linger -- forever.. It wasn't good, but it was real
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3It was an outrage! "Yes, I am the first female FRB ChairWOMAN -- but please, just for a moment, can't you dispense with the puerile gender humor?" Dimon fell out of his chair, and
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3pool tables were sure to be a hit! Why excel when technology will do it for you? "An autocue in every entertainment room!" President Collateralized-Debt-Obligation sang to a throng
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3gods install their malware: in the taste buds. "Gustatory sabotage," Lieutenant Liberty asserted. He added nothing to this, simply staring at the random dot stereogram of a nude
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5could only express by re-enacting Papilllon, in its entirety, using finger puppets. The main technical challenge was the credible representation of Louis' broken ankle, which
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2turned out to be the shadows cast in other, even larger caves. And those caves, in turn...after 10 ^24 iterations of this recursion I was exhausted and in need of sustenance. My
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3Gibson was having trouble adjusting. "Mad Max. Apocalypto. Anti-semitic rants. All that -- for this?" He tore off his apron and threw it into the bonfire. "I shall avenge this
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3But it wasn't enough -- why 200 million when another 3 billion were hankering? I called in our fixer, Frank Luntz, who had gained nearly three tons since I last spoke with him.
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4It was the sexual experience of a lifetime. When we were through, each of out atoms lit a tiny cigarette and rotated into harmonious spins. "Was it good for you?" the chorus echoed
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2re mi fa so la di'ing into a digeridoo and selling mp3s on Amazon! What a racket! 16 months later, I bought an artificial island outside of Dubai and entertained the most prominent
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2"Your money is no good here, sir," replied the milkbar cow. Johnny Depp raised his arm. "Hold on, hold on. Is this the remake of The Shining or A Clockwork Orange, Kubrick?" Martin
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3poorly attended by said men, who were too busy admiring themselves in full-length mirrors. Inverted clouds passed beneath my nippletoes. "Eskimo!" screeched Winona Ryder's corpse
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2I was stunned. These lyrics -- they were so new that the word "new" had to be redefined in an unredefinable way. The Hotel Staff, an a capella band from Daly City/Colma, had broken
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4gender unbend everyone he encountered. It must have been the fact that he used every Axe product each morning and applied the entire historical line in a single procedure requiring
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1And a leprechaun. And a fire hydrant. Damned near everything conceivable -- but only within the Western post-industrial mindset. She crumpled her diploma and tossed it into the
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4rs holiday calendar and began marking off proposed days leave. That would be one less for you, three less for you, and you...and 39 days extra for me! Now he could travel to the
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4admitted that he had never actually existed and was simply a fantasy promulgated by Jean Beaudrillard. "But don't tell Chomsky," He pleaded. "That asshole will go apeshit." It was
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5The field was indeed the lushest in all of Britain. But within a fortnight a Master appeared. Pulling at his ancient beard, he scowled and grumbled, "You're lazy and stupid. Not to
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8he also received the military all-purpose deep fat fryer, an appliance so huge that it can flash fry a rhino in 30 sec. during an all out assault. Big Bob was elated -- he had won
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4places me in the lowest social tier. I am forced to clean the lavatories and wash the holy underwear. Deciding the priesthood isn't my calling, I plan an escape from the seminary.