Finished Folds (1001—1020)
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4the carnival freakshow. She is fine if I have the occasional affair but only with someone more attractive than her, proportioned, complete. Her logic is baffling, but since she is
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5because of her promise to the Druids. "They'll kill me if we don't." That would have been fine with me. Heck, my reactionary family hated me anyways, as a foreign-born adoptee. If
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9contract going to be worth with internet piracy out of control? "Hi there!" a smiling Death greeted. He was back earlier than anticipated. He handed me a vintage Stratocaster and
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5The opponent, unfortunately, is a large lake of acid. To a one, her army is obliterated. Upon hearing the news, the King grips his forehead and sighs. "I've lost too many daughters
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5was apparent to Picard, who, in an unbelievable funk, had locked himself on the holodeck. A multitude of "false" Picards surrounded him, each trying to determine the optimal Picard
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2would show off to his patients as a sign of his superior education. "Everyone at Johns Hopkins gets them." He would often ignore a patient's symptoms and instead instruct them on
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4started screaming, "No, no, she's not a choco Playboy bunny, she's a real one!" Daddy wiped the blood from his chin. "Risn't rocorate? Rastes rike rocorate." The half-eaten woman
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7what that means. I don't. But that's because I was raised Catholic. "My calves," she giggled, pointing at her elbow. This was one of many endearing confusions, the head trauma was
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3He went to the cupboard and removed the bottle of chewables. Atop the stove, he lined up the Dinos and Barneys on one side, Pebbles and Freds on the other. There would be war, and
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4of it. Cheap stuff, from China. Pointless stuff. None of that utilitarian crap. Stuff that hangs on walls or sits on toilet lids. You get the idea. So get out of here and don't
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3ying for this young primatologist. He wanted to impress his attractive supervisor, Jane Badall, but to do so he had to overcome his disgust with the weird variety of ape and monkey
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3"This time the hurtin' won't heal. You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille." The last straw. Luke lit the dynamite and shot the arrow into AC's forehead point blank. The boys
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3Poker Face, but in the voice of Christopher Walken. The Mother Superior was stunned by the performance. When Simon Fuller objected, panning the performance as "contrived", she
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4She began to massage my feet. I closed my lids and relaxed for the first time in years. Then I felt moisture on the toes, and a pulling sensation. I was shocked to discover fish
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4industrial saboteur. "Scope. It's P&G we're after." Big Mouth nodded. "It's done differently these days. Used to be you'd set a fire in a factory. Now it's all digital. Tell me,
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5His faulty assumption proved his undoing. As a self-absorbed, sociopathic prick, he believed that everyone's dream was identical to his: to make him, personally, as wealthy and
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5during Kwanzaa could be put to death on the spot by any citizen. "Stand Your Ground" had gone too far this time. Oliver summoned his crew of hard, pipe-hitting sysadmins, and
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3dence, RI, had a hard time adapting to the local cinema culture. These people had no concept of New Wave! And they were "sophisticated"? The peasants began to open Netflix accounts
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2reach Denver from below. The legal culture had changed dramatically since his early days as a congressional page. He looked sorrowfully upon the distinguished portrait of his
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5mentioned again. I deny the very notion of love, the primacy of energy, and even the mere existence of matter." He looked away, severely, towards a mountaintop. "You're a jackass."