Finished Folds (21—40)
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5Sadly, fat cats didn't get fat by being generous. So Haverty got a face full of smelly feline breath, causing him to flee. The millennials, meanwhile, were
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5fuse together from the pressure," I said. "Don't be stupid," said a worker, "The real danger is the cans toppling when the truck's moving." "You're both wrong," said a nearby crow,
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6ocean. This somehow created the largest splash the world had ever known. Tsunamis rippled out in all directions destroying major cities. All from a little, harmless looking creatur
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4ed, along with the scene playing within, reminded the sentient lawn chair of both of those movies. The lawn chair shouted encore at the sentient showroom, but the show was over.
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3. Fortunately, the lawmakers had poison skin, so the cannibal didn't make it through the first one he targeted. He later woke up in a hospital bed in the prison medical center.
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3My mother was barreling towards us, sledgehammer in hand. I shouldn't have forgotten to call her on Mother's day. The surfer dude and irritated friend ran out of the way, and I
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2The E-cig guy promptly took a drag from the stem of the feather, and exhaled a cloud of smoke. "Our newest product. Featherettes!"
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4tilate. The chicken patted her ankle with its wing and clucked sympathetically. This halted her panic attack, though she was still a little disappointed that Walmart wouldn't let
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5device built by Doctor Uptonogood. It drew in all the stray paintballs from arenas all over the world, as well as any art supplies left out in the open. Me and everyone else nearby
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4to be assigned to the fruit stand instead, as he was the official head of fruit distribution, and would have avoided this whole issue.
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5now that the language had returned to English, he had to host the feast. He couldn't stand Nicola, but he also wanted that promotion. The following day, Nicola entered the dining r
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4Andrew climbed the stairs. He had been climbing for hours, but there seemed to be no end to this stairwell. Just as he was about to give up, however,
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3I finally found my purpose today. I would have never guessed it was
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6have had to stay late for work. But because Ray got stuck working late, he was there when the burglars broke into his workplace after-hours. Ray panicked, and hid behind his desk.
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2omething like this happen to her?! She took a swig of the half full/empty/whatever glass, just in case, and she suddenly had the strength to run away from the beast in the darkness
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5He would not change the definition of what constituted music! Music without melody or rhythm or harmony? Madness! But before he could do anything about it, 4'33 topped the charts!
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4son was doing with his life?! Betty Wilsh Veronica-Gaden decided to take action, and snuck into his room one night, taking all his video games, and leaving a note that she would
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4The words "battery" and "percent" had fallen out of the human vernacular thousands of years ago, so the medium believed it was some sort of sacred verse. "Battery at 15%" became
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5Right at the break of dawn, the mouse bit me. Turns out it wasn't a toy, just stunned. I felt a wave of guilt, as well as a wave of whatever disease the mouse was carrying.
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4suddenly burst through the doors. I bolted, and Jimmy danced his jig. But he was invisible, so they weren't distracted, so they captured me. Looks like my foot wasn't really lucky.