Finished Folds (121—140)
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5was stolen by some douches with a screwdriver. I knew, because I always sleep with my eyes open, and there was a surveillance monitor in the room. Aunt Valetta would blame me, I wa
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2Minutes later, the waitress delivered the platter to the unsuspecting customer. She lifted the cover, to reveal a dead rat. The customer eyed it, then shrugged and scarfed it down.
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1jars full of the souls of the innocent. Those gave the gruesome remains of dead squirrels a nice smokey flavor, which granny adored.
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5looked down out the window and saw the destruction she had wrought. The piano had crushed a food stand on the sidewalk, and the hapless seller was looking up at her, shaking his fi
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7The pepper had a pleasant fruity flavor when Dave first bit into it, but in less than a second, he was almost convinced his mouth was actually on fire. He began to regret his decis
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6"No there isn't. Let me see that." I took the bowl from Danny and looked into it... What? The soup bowl was deeper on the inside than on the outside... There was a whole ecosystem
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3Because of there drunkenness, none of them noticed the massive tornado heading their way, except for one, named Jim, who was just sober enough to try to escape the oncoming cyclone
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3My toes were, however, rearranged, with my big toe in the middle, directly adjacent to my little toe. I was sick of being subjected to these crazy experiments, and decided to
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2Fortunately, the quicksand wasn't that deep. She stopped sinking at about neck-deep. Now that the mortal danger was gone, it was actually kinda relaxing. She began to doze off.
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3I therefore sacrifice myself to summon great fish god Anglphthtep Nmyvcjop!
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6Those wondering what they were summoning got a terrifying answer when Mount-Freaking-Everest rose from the ground, destroying the city. The surviving aristocrats cheered. THE END
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4Nobody would believe the eyewitness accounts, since, as previously stated, it had vanished without a trace. One previously unmentioned witness, Jane, was so shaken by it that she
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4It felt almost like the wind had been knocked out of George when he heard the news.
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3robot explored Griffin's room. Then, he explored the hallway. Then he went downstairs and explored the living room. Then Griffin saw it. "MOMMY! MOMMY! My toy robot's come to life!
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3Fortunately, we were having bullet-proof-vests on our bodies. I wrestled the gun from the sleketon's bony hand. "Hey, what gives!" it said, "We have the right to bear arms too!"
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2The tree was clearly angry that it had been lit on fire, and it was taking out its anger on the townsfolk. I had to calm it down so it would stop throwing fireballs at everyone
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5members of the crowd into the air. He was trying to juggle people! And failing at it! The clown was strong, though, I'll give him that. He threw them high enough to seriously injur
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3g "SAVE ME!"... Or so I thought. My Twonverinian was a bit rusty, and I'd actually said, "PRESERVE MY BODY!" The ship sprayed preservation gel on me, which made me into a statue.
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1heads, grabbing the rotten oranges caked on my and tossing them back down at the groundlings. I landed on the other side of the crowd. They ran at me, shouting, but I was too fast.
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3I continued to grow until he was as small to me as I was to him originally. I picked him up. "Oh I'm a lot worse than that," I said, and threw him into the stratosphere.