Finished Folds (161—173)
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2It was over. At last, it was over. The world was finally safe from this creature, thanks to me. The bloody pile before me would move no more; destroy no more. I breathed a si
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3my brother dropped the crumpled note on my chest. "Good to have you back," he said with a warm smile. I smiled back and opened the note. I'd waited through a coma to read this damn
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5I never needed to learn to speak. Never had a childhood of any sort. I began my existence knowing exactly who I was and what I was meant for. This has never bothered me before, but
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5exact time and date and time that the world ends!" I said to the cartoonist, "He'd known all along. That's why he took his own life." "But that's tomorrow," he said. I knew then th
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4The supervisor walked in, and in seeing Juan and friends dancing, shouted, "What the hell are you doing?! Get back to work!" then looked directly at Juan and said, "As punishment
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3"Wha- But I am awake!" I said. "No," said Madam Wong, "You're in the dream realm." I noticed she was hovering a foot above the ground. "Wake up, Chappie, before the specters come."
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4Brian resisted the urge to be brutally honest, as Rich would only get angry. Instead, he decided to show by example how real comedy was done. He brought Rich to the
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5the imaginations of millions of Americans, and then the Udders lie to their newly-acquired fanbase about how horrible Skipper is, ruining his reputation. Scooby & Ginger then party
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3She then grabbed her stomach and groaned. "I don't feel so well," she said. "Oh grow up, you big baby," I said, "It's part of the sabre-tooth-brandy experience!"
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7Krista and Max looked at me, then at each-other, and pulled out katanas. I cursed under my breath. This was what I got for being late on a payment to the head of the hipster mafia.
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7Mr. Penchman knew Squid Boy's ink-shooting abilities had great potential, so he trained him in the art of crime-fighting all the way to adulthood. Squid Boy then became Squid Man,
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8"Perfect enough," asked a member of the audience, "not to turn on his creators?" "Well, I'm not sure I'd call that a sign of perfe-" Gene's hand grabbed the speaker's throat and
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6the whole thing. The Alka-Seltzer was just out of arm's reach from the tub, but all the food in MJ's tummy was making it difficult to get up. He pulled with all his strength, but