Finished Folds (141—160)
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2I nervously boarded the cargo elevator, my enigmatic guide sliding the door shut and flipping the switch. We began to descend deep into the earth. I was nervous, but I needed to kn
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4Yesterday, I found a wizard in my washing machine. He claimed to have lived in there since 1889, but that couldn't have been, since this washing machine was manufactured last year.
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12you ate 12 ships and their crews in one day!" Giant Old Squid Man's eye's twinkled with glee. "Ah yes. My proudest accomplishment. Well, the day began pretty quiet, but then I saw
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5When you see a large, unmarked, red button, you probably shouldn't press it until you know more. Tom learned that the hard way, when he found one in the pantry of his new home. He
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1I was so tired, yet I couldn't sleep. I opened my eyes slightly, and immediately froze. Across the room from me was a tall, shadowy figure, which began to slowly approach my bed.
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3Little known fact: drunken-gnome-froth is a delicacy in the nearby town of Grestlebadt. I pulled out a bottle and collected some of the froth left on the ground. I could sell this
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0I was woken up by my fiance, a look of panic on my face. He led me outside and pointed at the sky. I looked up to see that the earth had somehow acquired a second moon. It looked
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3I received a memo from my boss entirely in webdings. It was marked as URGENT, naturally. I ignored it, thinking it was a joke, but I'd forgotten that my boss is insane. The next da
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6Edgar was the only one who could see the dragon, and Jim was the only one who could hear it. They needed to stay together to make sure the beast didn't catch them off guard, but
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3the MacDonalds next to the Veterinarian clinic. Just as I was about to take a bite of my quarter-pounder, Giga-Cat teleported in and stole it. Having a super-powered cat really
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6to mess with The Flash!" The British Flash then rapid-fire punched the dastardly villain in the face, then sped around the area, rapid-fire punching the other villains in the area.
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7complete it's long march, as this was an endless march, not a long one, with a beginning, but no end whatsoever, since, of course, that was the whole point, and there was no way it
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2I began to shout about how terrible they were. The band's fans did not take kindly to this. One of them
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13It began to thunder and Eeyore began to worry. But he couldn't be bothered to move from where he stood by his thistle patch. He was, unsurprisingly, struck by lightning, which caus
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0Buzzella buzzed after the criminal who had dared disturb his hive. He readied his stinger and flew towards the evil degenerate. He'd die in delivering pain upon the monster, but it
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3to be added one of their member's autobiography. The trolls suddenly burst into the biker bar, and began to
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4I yelped, jumped up, and ran aimlessly for what seemed like a few seconds, but by the time I stopped, I'd somehow ended up in a rainforest in South America.
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3But it was no use. My voice could not be heard. I wondered how anyone at the venue could communicate. I decided to high-tail it out of there before I got permanent hearing damage.
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6prehensile roots, which shot out and began to choke him. He couldn't simply disconnect them from the root soldiers, since the roots became autonomous once disconnected. He would ne
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5hiding nearby, though. As I began to turn to search for her, she suddenly dropped from the ceiling, striking me with a baseball bat in the process. Oh, clever. Though I was dazed,