Finished Folds (181—200)
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5I don't believe in Karma because I'm not a believer. No, I'm a Belieber. You may think I deserve to be thrown off a cliff. It is true I have lemming attributes in my willingness to
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5is the principle that a person who has injured another person is penalised to a similar degree, or the victim receives compensation. Peace on the West Bank, in Palestine is unlikel
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4I shall not be held liable for any debts incurred as a result of damages made during a toboggan race down the spiral staircase 7. I promise that all claims made against me shall be
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5You wanna call me up? Take my number down It's 222-2222 I got an answering machine that can talk to you It goes Hey how ya doin' Sorry ya can't get through But leave your n
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4The deep dank rainforest in Borneo is 130 million years old. Professor Pat McGroin had spent months in the forest trying to observe the mating habits of the birds of paradise, only
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9In the aphotic depths of the mind, the Negative Thoughts huddled together to plot a coup d'état. The most destructive ideas were generated by the Nay Sayers who were pessimistic
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5Brothers Neil and Lance both grew up dreaming of going to the moon. Lance thought to get to the moon he'd have to get really high. Neil approached the challenge with a
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3wolf in him (if you believe in evolution) that made Talking Dog #7 snigger at telling the truth. Dogs lying all started with that story The Boy Who Cried Wolf. The game of spin the
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4A rush of tens of thousands of stories filled the vacant mind of the New Folding Story User. Now, he had been given the ultimate power in folding story knowledge. If only he knew
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7this included the guy from the Vegetables-R-Us store who promised to validate my parking. I stepped over his lifeless body and stole his wallet. On my way back to the carpark
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4a distant ancestor of Captain Cook who is prepared to ship the Sugar Gliders back to their native habitat in Australia. Everyone agreed smuggling wildlife for the pet trade is bad.
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2The head of the ER radioed the Royal Flying Doctor Service who were transporting a patient from Katherine to Darwin. The Propeller Fan in the ER went into a spin. Doctors debated
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4Rabbi Mench stepped forward and spoke for the group "Yes! Let us build the Mel Gibson Bagel Museum". Word spread and it wasn't long until others came forward with food that looked
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3into her mob. A mob is a group of kangaroos. A murder is a group of crows but I digress. Kanga and her mob bounced around the Nullabor Plain avoiding road train trucks driven by
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4spoke Perl programming language to Pearl who was busy photoshopping her body. Gerald became enraged at being ignored and quickly stole the emoticon dispenser before Ted could
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5clap trap hunk of junk!" shouted Grandpa at his PC. It was an authorisation request or virus software update too much for Grandpa. Johnny smugly admired the design of his MacBook
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6the overweight bus driver of bus 32 to Shoreditch travelling via the M20 would scratch his bottom at that precise moment thus letting go the wheel and sending the bus swerving into
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7putting them in retirement homes and forgetting to visit. A poem is like that saying about the tree falling in the woods. If nobody ever reads it, does the poem actually exist?
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2considered getting involved in politics but instead decided to bury their heads in the desert sand. Some people might argue the conference room wasn't in the middle of the desert b
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3simply pretend he was going deaf. David Bowie's negotiation methods were undone one day when a potential client was deaf and had brought a sign language expert along to assist in