Finished Folds (161—180)
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3some churchgoes from Foldingdale had been making enquiries about the new Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Deacon Squawkers would need to address his flock if he wanted
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2Sory muttered. DJ Ninja grabbed a small tube of Dr Cromb's Vanishing Cream from his trouser pocket and applied it generously to the hose. The fish began to
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2then considered her hallucinations may have been caused by the water she had drunk. Matilda looked at the empty glass and the outside to the garden where grandma had
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4demoralising challenge. This was cheap television at its finest. Even though the contestant knew the prize would only be a lifetimes supply of
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3rshmallow handcuffs tightly bound her wrists. Blindfolded she would have to rely on her sense of smell to chew herself free from the moving jellybean car without her captors being
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1my ex-wife and she is the Queen of A$$! My ex-wife is also the Queen of Farts!" shamefully retorted. The critics were right this production was going to be a stinker.
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2Moira could never escape" Andy mumbled to himself. The Pizza Cake God would dish out any final judgement regarding Moira's
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2to visit Beijing Aquarium I couldn't help but think about my dad being deeply hurt by the whole experience. The truck turned off the
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2Escape attempts were futile. The sales assistants jumped out from behind every display case armed with perfume sprays and gift wrapping. Horrifyingly I never left JCPenny.
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3The group leader presented an opportunity to profit from my indulgence. Members of the food group carefully extracted my grease to use for polishing rusty garden tools.
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5-a-ma-bob from a small brown envelope in my pocket and gave it to Alice Bunglenook. Alice Bunglenook took the thing-ma-bob and turned to dust. Her memory is blowing in the wind.
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4again maybe he was stuck in purgatory like that tv show Lost. It was a less than satisfying ending to a life he never really lived.
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4like to keep their assets liquid. Fishing at Lake-Catcha-Buck was surprisingly popular that summer, with crowds of eager fishing enthusiasts
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9be pulled to one side by airport security and asked to empty all of his pockets. A never ending string of knotted coloured hankerchiefs did not amuse the guards. Bozo the clown str
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3their wings together forming chirping echos. The noise distracted the jelly donut loving people of Cleveland. The locusts simply took their places at their weight watchers meetings
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1phobia is not a fear of zebras but a fear of being in last place or saying the last word. Conversations between two people suffering from zebraphobia are usually inane and are unab
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2He'd be looking out a dirty window at filthy streets filled with the most unsanitary looking people he'd ever seen. Later he'd awake from his dream in a cold sweat covered in
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5I don't believe in Karma because I'm not a believer. No, I'm a Belieber. You may think I deserve to be thrown off a cliff. It is true I have lemming attributes in my willingness to
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5is the principle that a person who has injured another person is penalised to a similar degree, or the victim receives compensation. Peace on the West Bank, in Palestine is unlikel
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4I shall not be held liable for any debts incurred as a result of damages made during a toboggan race down the spiral staircase 7. I promise that all claims made against me shall be