Eunuchs of the Universe, I call to thee when

Eunuchs of the Universe, I call to thee when I hold aloft this Vibrating Ring of

Pleasureful Jelly... made on planet earth in a kingdom called China. I beseech thee therefore, fellow Eunuchs of the universe, to unite together in harmonious

dancing. We shall dance until the world's end.

And the two lovers danced contentedly. They stared longingly into each other's eyes. And with each passing moment, eternity resonated in their frozen stares. One two step. Infinity

as well as eternity was now in the lovers's stares. They eternally and infinitely stared... suddenly "Oh my gawd, my husband," gasped Pearl. Gerald stamped on her foot in panic. He

turned away from Pearl & dropped his fingers from her grasp just in time to paste a smile on his face & say, "Well, hey there Ted. Mighty good to see you here!" Gerald nervously

copy-pasted the smile onto his face, while Pearl downloaded a Tard the Grumpy Cat expression onto her face. An emoticon dispenser was nearby, but Ted needed a distraction. Gerald

flood the world with a million beaming faces. Ted had done something like that before. He had changed all alphabets to their ASCII values so they became numbers and confused every

one in the world, except for a weird genius kid in Austria, who became very popular because of it and ended up failing High School because he spent too much time with hot girls.