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  my nipples I found they had been both pierced with gold rings that were encrusted in diamonds and Rubys. I wondered if my dream about flying on a magic carpet in Arabia as a Genie

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  could remember the answers to the trivia questions at the Seniors Social Club Quiz Night. It became apparent to Yo Yo Ma that we'd been locked in the closet as punishment

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  the Lawn Bowling Gazette. Liam Neeson poked the KFC Spork menacingly at the Lobster Wolf which reached out and cut the Spork in half with it's claw. The lobster wolf lunged forward

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  2013-03-21 04:58:25

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  it was a half finished bowl of spaghetti and a bowl of rice pudding. It seems the doctor had been eating his dinner when he was called to deliver the baby. Luckily, the midwife

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  ignorant in her decision to serve the sliced meat to the Japanese guests as sashimi. What Amber didn't bargain for was being invited to sing karaoke with 15 Japanese businessmen

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  2013-03-20 16:38:17

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  ackfriars when Mary I of England met Cardinal Worsley for a chat about her half sister Elizabeth. Putin, Obama and Cameron showed up with enough lagers to

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  2013-03-20 16:26:40

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  I try to explain & I know its complicated but I still have this feeling that is more serious than butterflies. My inside's are so sore. I'm finding it hard to let go because I'm st

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  2013-03-20 16:13:15

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  accepting bribes from men wearing 70s flared, tight crotch and testicle separating trousers. The fashion police had been corrupted. The internal investigations team would review

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  2013-03-20 15:53:43

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  jar fur clippings from when I shaved my hampster. One day I came home to find someone had broken in and stolen my jars of hamster fur. I wondered who could help me find my jars.

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  2013-03-20 15:48:17

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  At the Duchess of Rochester's Ball guests were interrupted by the news that Napoleon's Army were advancing towards Brussels. Officers sad goodbyes to their wives before rushing

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  2013-03-20 11:15:10

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  drank purified water with the essence of flavour and colour. Glen Beck piled the empty water bottles into a giant mountain of plastic waste. One day his collection of bottles would

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  2013-03-20 11:09:40

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  or maybe it was the tectonic plates colliding. I wasn't sure but felt my instinct was stronger than science. When I visited Indonesia for a skiing holiday

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  2013-03-20 07:02:37

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  of the Irish folk song The Rare Old Mountain Dew. It goes "hi dee diddley idle dum, hi dee doodle dydle dum, hi dee doo dye diddly aye day" after each line

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  2013-03-20 06:58:50

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  I had told Telly to use a Pick Axe not an Axe. My rock face was not going to be mined any time soon at this rate. It is all about using the right tool for the job. Mining for chrys

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  2013-03-20 04:33:04

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  when the cars whizzed past the police sprang the Stinger trap. A risky job for the cops as a car ploughed into the cop setting off the trap. The work safety representatives were

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  2013-03-20 04:28:24

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  Ganesh worried that Dennis Rodman only served one god. Buddha told Ganesh that Dennis Rodman was able to destroy the AntiChrist. Ganesh didn't listen to rumours so decided to

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  2013-03-20 04:24:39

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  Astronomy Club guests to get very excited but the Astrology Club guests seemed to know what was going to happen next. We all looked at the shadow planet's rings and warmed our

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  2013-03-20 04:18:43

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  as someone got up from the their seat in the life drawing class to get a larger piece of paper. Harold wasn't shy about his curves and enjoyed the attention

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  2013-03-20 03:05:03

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  pet before running off to join Mr Blobby in a whacky adventures. I wished I could have escaped my new responsibilities and join them but uncle Schlomo's mullet couldn't be tamed

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  2013-03-20 03:02:52

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  When my wife & I moved to the SciFi town we weren't surprised to see everyone dressed as though they at Comic-Con. We were surprised half the town spoke Klingon & half spoke Na'vi

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