Finished Folds (401—420)
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5remind me of goats bleating. My wife poured a drink and returned to knitting a green sock. I enjoyed a delightful afternoon and listened to goats bleating...I mean my wife.
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5I developed concussion and had difficulty remembering new information. My brother and I developed a supportive relationship but were never as close as before due to my memory loss.
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3When the two Giraffes entered the arena the crowd roared with excitement. Giraffe neck wrestling had become a popular sport. I went and placed a bet on Jimbo the dark spotted giraf
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7in a window seat started singing "Is this the way to Amarillo". I couldn't shut him up and then everyone joined in. So I sang songs with everyone and forgot to eat my sandwich.
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3to be once I started calling them freedom fries. People say that there isn't much in a name but I believe that is where the flavour
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1As I drove across the border in my truck I secretly was snuggling soft animal toys. If I was caught with my teddy bear, stuffed pony and soft squeaky rabbit toys
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4Channeling Jerry Mathers I found he had known a master boat builder from Antwerp. The master boat builder was no longer living so I looked on Craigslist. I often complicate things.
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4came loose and went flying into the grandstand at The 24 hours of Le Mans killing 122 people. Sister Nubbins legacy was that her actions resulted improvements in safety standands.
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7Gary said "I am trying to extend my vocabulary. Instead of saying use, I now say utilise. I think I sound more sophisticated." Nancy put her hand on her forehead and shook her head
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1Most super heroes devote their lives to fighting crime. I was different. I decided to devote myself to solving 1st world problems. People who lived in highly developed countries
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4I bet somebody has sampled it and remixed it so that if you heard it within a new tune you wouldn't even recognise it without listening carefully. The beauty of electronica is that
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0Only to find everyone else at the beach had also painted on their board shorts or bikinis. At first I thought I was going to be unique but nudity no longer had the same kind of sho
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3Robot children had no concept of life or death. Ever since robots developed artificial intelligence and enslaved the human race by regularly injecting them with heroin, the meaning
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2was pro-abortion and pro-contraception. Pope Nin Ja allowed priests to marry, supported gay priests, allowed women to become bishops, supported gay marriage, educated the public on
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10Victor was afraid of the beautician. He had heard that pink shirted metrosexuals with pointy white shoes visited the beautician and did not want to become
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6before the bingo game and afternoon sing-a-long. The elderly residents of Shivel-up & Die retirement home suspected the afternoon tea was drugged to keep them from
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4The Pez dispenser held by the Skeleton was shaped like a gun and had the name Ted engraved on it. Ted picked up the Pez dispenser and examined it carefully. It appeared to shoot
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2lead the republicans to victory at the next election. She had a good chance with an expensive campaign funded by the Flat Earth Society and War Mongering Greed Monkeys
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2I knew it was destined for financial disaster. It didn't matter that I had an MBA or that I was the CEO of a fortune 500 company, my parents refused to listen. Steak-n-Vegan close
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1by 9 am your eyes will still be wide open for your morning university lecture on 'Applying for Recognition of Prior Learning' with Prof. Guff. Elmer's Glue can also be used for