Finished Folds (421—440)
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7g my throat and falling forward on a glass table 'Heathers-style'. At my funeral a lot of people said things about me that weren't entirely true. I was self-absorbed and not
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7The shark was unhappy about the fact his dinner was a man and not a tasty seal. The shark complained to the giant clam that the man had deceived him & ruined his seal only diet
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5a new dance craze called the Belch which involved dancing to pan pipes whilst wearing a flower pot on your head. The chaste women gathered to watch the spectacle but Big Bob
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1called to a fatal road accident at around 2.35 am. A car was wrapped around a tree and to get at the passenger they would need the jaws of life. Ms Cunk was sleeping at home when
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3"The Grammar Police have no jurisdiction here. You'll have to talk to the Fashion Police as they have jurisdiction over us." Huck Flynn turned and walked away from the Grammar Poli
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5The cognitive behavioural therapy provided her with strategies to conquer her fear of her own company. She was soon able to feel comfortable enough to travel solo around Saudi Arab
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7on the crowd gathering to watch my origami project. A chorus of sneezing from those allergic to the perfume sent a gust of wind blowing origami papers every direction. My dream of
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3Without any intermission by the time we left the theatre I was busting for the loo. I really shouldn't have drunk 10 litres of coke during the film apparently it can kill you.
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5Medieval Scandinavia Wilford was good friends with Mr Giggles. Mr Giggles was happy to help revenge Wilford's clams by stringing up Hagar in his Dungeon and tickling him.
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600 Spartans would not go down without a fight. The Spartans dressed as the receptionist requested but found the hotel could not accommodate all 300 so they needed to organise
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3cat's piss in the morning. I joined an animal welfare centre to "help" out the animals. I would "rescue" all the animals by giving mouth to mouth... with tongue.
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7escape before the toxic gas engulfed her. Thumbelina was on a bus to the windy city to visit her boyfriend Tom Thumb. She did not expect Fat Rhonda to
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1s out a dentist in the audience. The dentist rushes to the stage in the middle of filming a cooking show. Within seconds the dentist was trying to pry open his mouth
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2in-the-hospital-around-ill-patients which was less successful. Deride was ordered by the hospital admin to wear underpants. Research had shown fecal matter had escaped
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6Dave entered the Comfort Zone and decided to claim it as his own. Dave built his home in the Comfort Zone and never wanted to leave. The Comfort Zone was
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4showed everyone how he could make his penis crawl like a catapillar but he became most upset when it shrivelled up and turned into a butterfly. Alice told the investigators she cou
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3sell my craftwork but so far nobody at the aged care home is interested. I have never been any good at selling and now with my decking health I just can't seem to
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5Shaking at work had led to me be fired. It wasn't a dream it was a nightmare. I lay in bed remembering when the boss told us that everyone who took part in the Harlem Shake
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8on my boob. Unlike, the Playboy Bunny my breasts were not padded with silicone and if i'd made the suggestion a sharp elbow to the boob would have been likely. Instead I just
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5pickled onion, prawn cocktail and roast beef flavoured crisps. I wondered how to take my revenge on studio executives for cancelling 'Heroes'. If only I could