Finished Folds (441—460)
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2At the inaugural meeting it became clear to the members of the Crumpet Lovers Society that they would need a larger venue. Crumpet Lovers struggled to hear the intense debate about
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3and rolled into a hidden chamber. 2000 years later, my helmet was discovered by some puzzled archaeologists. The archaeologists tied to develop various theories to explain how
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6was already queuing at the benefits office. As a single mother with Neptune's baby she'd be entitled to a council flat and regular benefits payments. The windfall was exactly
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2but instead found Betty's White pet giraffe. The hunter wanted his own pet giraffe so he stole Betty's giraffe rather than killing Betty. The hunter took his giraffe home but
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9joined the George C Marshall Institute where I lobbied for increased use CFCs, denied global warming and denied the carcinogenic nature of smoking tobacco. I mastered denying every
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5iry nipples. It wasn't long before she would be tested at the gay pride parade. Her parade costume was a tight fitting red patent leather body suit with
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3interesting. I was given a book with grey paper and grey text it is impossible to read. The publisher has blamed the printer & offered a grey audio book to replace to grey on grey"
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2measure his nose in the nose measurer he knocked over a some of the prizes stacked on a table. A box of nasal clippers, 4 boxes of tissues and a nasal spray fell onto the floor
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6It was either LucieLucie in the sky with diamonds or my cataracts I couldn't be sure so I called out to LucieLucie but I had left my hearing aid in the dishwasher so even if
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2Unfortunately, it wasn't as I soon discovered a 'watcher' is someone who collects watches. It was embarrassing at the Watcher Club Meeting when I turned up with no watches.
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4had cornered the market in pocket protectors but the forth smart fella had something up his sleeve. The original three smart fellas produced only clear plastic pocket protectors
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3by colour, you should probably start with grey. I represent a species colour matching organisation which meets fortnightly to discuss this seasons latest in animal
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5super speed reading abilities usually mean I don't lose the plot. My drinking wasn't a problem it was my lack of folding. I decided to quit my job as a paper mill worker and fold
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1"Good evening ladies and gentlemen this is a final boarding call for Mr Al Kyder travelling to the Cocos Islands with Small Seats Airlines for flight SSA83089 at gate no. 22
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3Why this car is a carbon monoxide emitter, why it's a gas guzzling! We'll get a supersized fuel tank & pump full of pure lead. Burnin up the gallons full throttle till the planets
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0a fresh pot of Earl Grey tea from the kitchen." He wasn't falling for my stalling tactics. I'd just have contact Amazon and
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3and an Alien hand waved cheerfully. It was kind of cute to see the curious green alien smiling with the dumbest grin. The Alien's big eyes reminded him of a puppy he used to
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3Catfish! I think he has taken MDMA because nobody beats me at Gurning I'm the Gurning Grand Master Champion." The officials at the competition stepped in to respond to my
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2needed to create a giant tower of fragile vases and champagne glasses. His only hope would be to seek advice from the Jenga Master who lived outside Manchuria
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3I couldn't sleep after going clubbing so I watched Baptazia videos on YouTube until my face hurt from laughing. One day I hoped to star in a YouTube video. My fame would be eternal