Finished Folds (701—720)
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3ou thought that was odd you should see the Bunyip I saw swimming in the billabong. It had a fuzzy coat, big eyes, a long nose and small claws on the end of its
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7When he mixed the lawn fertiliser with diesel it created an almighty explosion which sent his brain matter splashing in all directions, even in his fish tank. His angel fish ate
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3as it wiggled about a like a cobra doing a hypnotising dance. She tried to touch it but everytime she put her hand out it vaporised into thin air. She started to feel dizzy
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2She was sending a signal to Batman. Batman walked in the room and said "I've just finished dealing with the Riddler and now I have to stop you. Twiddler, release your mother
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2The farmer's wife was less than impressed with her new Shetland Pony. Clip Clop was a cute little black pony with a mean streak. She made more manure than all the other horses
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3The greatest sagas were told by the Vikings in Iceland about 1000 years ago. They were similar stories to the soap operas we have today except less
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3The fibrous brown bread wrestled its way out of my shopping bag and ran for the nearby bus as it was about to stop but before the brown could make I watched as it was attacked by a
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4taco sauce. It all started one night I had the munches and Monaco lacked fast food restaurants so I drove to the Kingdom of Andorra where I found the most amazing taco
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1It was only when he started receiving friend dried turkey sandwiches that he realised his negotiation skills were somewhat lacking. So he enrolled in a seminar at night school
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2onto his mechanics foot. The mechanic hit Jenson Button with a spanner and Jenson fell onto the track girl. It was like watching scenes from the three stooges rather than F1 racing
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3we must all go on a picnic at Lake Ipeedinit. Yanni brought egg salad sandwiches and Gary forgot the cake but everyone enjoyed playing frisbee and making a raft
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3I reached out and touched somebody. It was my nurse or maybe it was her ghost I wasn't quite sure. Before I could ask I heard a rattling of chains and banging
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4have done started to surface in the evidence. Travelling anywhere with less than 5 people makes anyone unsafe from serial killers. If we were joined at the hip it would be
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4before Jeeves poured the remaining hydrofluoric acid over the tv screen. The acid dissolved the glass leaving the screen somewhat distorted. Jeeves had just improved the WWE
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4my finger that I had cut on a piece of wire. It was only a small scratch but I had already lost my toe on the way to the hospital so I figured I better give the nurses something to
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2The music was black, chrome and flowed like liquid night, just like my woman. The cinema was dark, loud and had a sticky seat, just like my woman. The art was
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2The Dorito Crumbs made a hasty escape through the shag pile carpet towards a mouse hole. Little Jimmy the smallest Dorito Crumb just made it in time before the vacuum would have su
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3the new moon". Farmers have some strange sayings like the one about the birds flying together and then apart meaning the weather was going to change. Old Man Nipper rocked back in
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1Ever since she read 50 Shades of Grey thinking it was a guide to choosing paint colours all she could think about was grey. It didn't explain fish or cocoa so she painted beige.
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1kneeled on my knee that was recovering from knee replacement surgery and thought about suing the secret service for compensation. The SS lawyers lost and a hit the jackpot.