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  cal programming language into the copier to reprogram the machine into a cannon. Some officer workers helped him whilst others looked on in shock. Boom! A ream of paper exploded.

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  resurrect Latin as English had so many ways of describing or saying the same thing. Dr Webster travelled to Oxford University where the Oxford English Dictionary was being

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  2013-01-21 10:40:28

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  did not help him attract the lady whales. He also had some terrible whale pick up lines. Moby couldn't help himself he'd just always seem to mention their weight. Lady whales were

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  2013-01-21 10:34:31

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  The robot overlords had created the ultimate housekeeping robot. No job was too difficult for Roboclean. Unfortunately my bucket of bolts had sent chaos into the mothership. I may

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  2013-01-21 10:30:59

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  aircraft hanger and made a few final checks before radioing the tower for permission to join the queue on the runway. On the long haul flight passengers were being woken for

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  2013-01-21 10:27:04

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  I get overly stressed trying to keep track of all my different doctor's appointments. I then go to see my shrink Dr High-Charges who helps me deal with the stress.

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  2013-01-21 05:53:31

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  The sale was only on at the Plastic Cup & Plate store for a limited time. They ran towards the nearest store and when she stumbled it looked like they wouldn't make it

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  2013-01-20 21:43:44

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  check out the British peat bogs. I had heard the bog people had been preserved in the bogs and as an American Swampthing I was interested in preserving my youthful looks

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  2013-01-20 21:39:01

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  of employing Italian mamas in vast numbers to create enormous amounts of pasta sauce. Soon the market was flooded with Mafia mamas pasta sauce

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  2013-01-20 21:33:49

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  The thrash metal fandom had grown steadily over the years. The fresh young fans were keen to show their love of thrash metal by travelling in tour groups to Germany.

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  2013-01-20 21:30:54

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  I wrote thousands of letters to businesses and government departments asking inane questions about how they used petty cash and what is the best colour to paint my dog house.

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  2013-01-20 21:26:06

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  for Charles in Charge, Punky Brewster, Cheers, Family Ties, Valerie, ALF and Who's The Boss? The commission struggled to make decisions and sat in meetings for hours

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  2013-01-20 21:21:13

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  ny shorts and a bikini top. So he sent her home to change into something more appropriate. He actually didn't like Evelyn stealing his thunder this was his gratuitous topless scene

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  2013-01-20 20:52:59

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  Manly Beach in Sydney, Australia is very manly. Every year a Manly Man competition is held where competitors take part in the following manly events:

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  2013-01-20 07:25:50

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  The liquor stores had sold out of fruity alcopops but those who were desparate could hike out into the woods where three bears had kept fruity alcopops in their

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  2013-01-20 07:22:19

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  the more he felt his disco feet take over the dance floor. His funky boogie was grooving to the music with all the right moves. He'd shuffled up next to a pretty lady and she

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  2013-01-20 07:18:42

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  As a keen bird watcher I had studied how birds fly for many hours. One day I decided to run along whilst flapping my arms. To my surprise I lifted off the ground and started to fly

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  2013-01-20 03:02:31

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  One day I was out in my garden pulling at a weed when the weed started to pull back. The weed pulled so hard i was planted in the soil up to my waist

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  2013-01-20 02:58:01

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  like to take a long walk off a short pier?" So I did. I couldn't swim and sank to the bottom of the ocean. A mermaid found me and took me to live in her underwater kingdom.

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  2013-01-20 02:53:02

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  I submitted my paperwork to the Department of Major Fuck-ups who then mistakenly forwarded part of my application to the Dept. of Incompetence where some geriatrics sent it to

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  2013-01-19 22:51:14