Finished Folds (741—760)
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4The audience went silent. A heckler threw a bottle which smashed into his head. Laying on the floor in a pool of his own blood he reconsidered his knock knock joke routine.
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3The children's show about physics was hugely popular. Kids were no longer interested in worshiping movie stars, reality tv or doped up athletes. Instead physicists were the rage.
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1My charm worked so well that people built a giant statue towering over Rio De Janeiro. Bow to me for I am your messiah. Suckers!
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1me introductory calculus. Fernando had previously lectured at other prisons in the prison mathematics learning exchange program. The end.
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0extremely dangerous without coating your entire body with 1000 factor sunscreen. The vampires struggled with the radiation but eventually built tunnels
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4inside a coat bag in the cupboard and waited. A cleaning lady got a nasty shock when she found him hanging there lifeless the next day. She found the haiku about wererabbits and
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0set up a quickie abortion shop on a boat off the coast of Ireland. The pregnant Irish catholic women would row out to sea and wave a green lantern to Jeremy
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5es. The cupcakes Willard planned to sell were the latest plastic sex toys that were popular in the sugary sweet sex fantasy culture. Willards' shop 'Sweet Transvestite was seeking
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7please do something about the fold ratio. If people keep starting new folds without folding enough other folds the people of the FoldingStory Kingdom will never reach
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7headed off to his lab at the University of General Ignorance. Prof. Boffin had been conducting a study on moths and Mothra. A flickering light bulb had shown
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2looking through a telephone to locate a nearby comet. This enterprise was unfortunately unsuccessful and the
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2Phillipe de Esperance was sleeping with when his mistress was away in Cologne. Archibald also visited the same therapist and found her loose lips had added inches to her hips
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3butler who then had it delivered to the Viscount of Buskershire. The story was published in the Weekly Gentlemen's Chronicle under a
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5This is how a new dialect of sign language developed. People would sign by wiggling their ears and their toes
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4to take command of the ghost train as it whizzed through the dark tunnels. A witch in a less than believable costume jumped out at the VP and asked about fiscal policy
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7second drink a remorse milkshake and third finish with a jealous box of chocolates. I grabbed a bag of gold coins from the safe and rode off on my trusty steed towards
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4"You are way too 1980's nobody in their right mind would be seen in a scrunchy". The scrunchy didn't believe me until I took it out to a trendy bar in New York
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5In the horror film Spork the main character is chained to a metal pipe. A voice tells the character that if he spoons or forks his leg off he will be set free
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0likely to be separated when we were held in a cask. Our plans for the Grape Escape involved a bunch from the cellar tunnelling across the vineyard without being put in the cooler
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5Before being put on display at the museum the art have travelled from a remote Australian indigenous community. The artists worked in a