Finished Folds (841—860)
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2but then nobody is perfect. When an infant grows inside the womb the middle of the face just under the nose is the last place to fuse together. A cleft lip is a common result of
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2to spring open and break the awkward silence. The Moon Lift had been a great idea in theory but public transport was always so tedious. Everyone wanted their own private Moon Lift
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2had gone through to transfer the vehicle licence into another name. Colonel Ashbutt had previously bought a 1956 Morris Minor for his mother and it was a headache. Admiral Chartoe
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3much petroleum jelly on my hands caused the body wax to slip from my grip and roll onto the floor. As I leant over to grab the body wax I noticed a small round metal container with
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3looked in the mirror and realised she presence in her blood of the pigment chlorophyll from excess grass intake causing the discolouration of her skin. The green cow
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3ound effect. The sound effects department were playing all the wrong sounds over the sequence of film. The chomping of a salad by ladies lunching sounded like horses munching
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2was found written on a WWII pigeon mail that failed to meet its target. The pigeon was found with the coded message still attached in a chimney 70 years later when the
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4r which opened up into memory loss, aggression, weight loss and the windows looked out towards a valley of destroyed lives. Surprisingly the queues at Cirrihosis town were massive
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2briefcase filled with top secret documents and my packed lunch. The briefcase had been given to me by my Aunt Velma before she died of colon cancer
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4essories decorating it. The industry expo for toilets named 'Flush & Plumb' was widely attended and showcased the latest in
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1captivated by the cow guru. I guess she feels the unibrow is a good look. Hidden in the distance was a sniper dressed in a guille suit hiding amongst the bushes. The sniper watched
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3I was standing in a massive queue at Heathrow Airport. I should have flown into Gatwick it wouldn't been this much hassle. If only I was a member of the EU. I could skip the queue
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1mum is calling because his dinner is ready. James better rush off back home before he gets into trouble.
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4floor lamp doing on a leash?" The lady smiled and said "When I turn the light off the photons get absorbed by the walls of my room as heat. So I am taking the lamp out to cool off"
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0s & knees be covered in Sweet Onion Sauce?" The crew wheeled out a large vat of Sweet Onion Sauce and before the next scene she was allowed to swim in it but nobody fished her out.
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4for the sacred power of the Sandwiches should only be used for good not evil. The Gods banished us to distant lands and rained a plague of frogs for good measure. Lesson learnt.
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8joined in poking Optimus with a mango. The black market sex tape made them all millions. It is called "Fruity Toys go Wild!" if you are looking to download it.
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1are shaken about in the bumpy flight. I should have reconsidered the cheap tickets with Lucky-if-we-make-it airlines but saw an online last minute deal and couldn't resist.
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41800 hours Sgt Terry Smith was given a signal from the Special Ops Bunker to execute the mission orders. Terry proceeded towards the unsuspecting Senator Constantine
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1The workers at the cup of noodles power plant had neglected safety standards. Ever since it was discovered that a cup of noodles could provide