Finished Folds (841—860)
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2had gone through to transfer the vehicle licence into another name. Colonel Ashbutt had previously bought a 1956 Morris Minor for his mother and it was a headache. Admiral Chartoe
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3much petroleum jelly on my hands caused the body wax to slip from my grip and roll onto the floor. As I leant over to grab the body wax I noticed a small round metal container with
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3looked in the mirror and realised she presence in her blood of the pigment chlorophyll from excess grass intake causing the discolouration of her skin. The green cow
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3ound effect. The sound effects department were playing all the wrong sounds over the sequence of film. The chomping of a salad by ladies lunching sounded like horses munching
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2was found written on a WWII pigeon mail that failed to meet its target. The pigeon was found with the coded message still attached in a chimney 70 years later when the
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4r which opened up into memory loss, aggression, weight loss and the windows looked out towards a valley of destroyed lives. Surprisingly the queues at Cirrihosis town were massive
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2briefcase filled with top secret documents and my packed lunch. The briefcase had been given to me by my Aunt Velma before she died of colon cancer
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4essories decorating it. The industry expo for toilets named 'Flush & Plumb' was widely attended and showcased the latest in
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1captivated by the cow guru. I guess she feels the unibrow is a good look. Hidden in the distance was a sniper dressed in a guille suit hiding amongst the bushes. The sniper watched
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3I was standing in a massive queue at Heathrow Airport. I should have flown into Gatwick it wouldn't been this much hassle. If only I was a member of the EU. I could skip the queue
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1mum is calling because his dinner is ready. James better rush off back home before he gets into trouble.
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4floor lamp doing on a leash?" The lady smiled and said "When I turn the light off the photons get absorbed by the walls of my room as heat. So I am taking the lamp out to cool off"
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0s & knees be covered in Sweet Onion Sauce?" The crew wheeled out a large vat of Sweet Onion Sauce and before the next scene she was allowed to swim in it but nobody fished her out.
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4for the sacred power of the Sandwiches should only be used for good not evil. The Gods banished us to distant lands and rained a plague of frogs for good measure. Lesson learnt.
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8joined in poking Optimus with a mango. The black market sex tape made them all millions. It is called "Fruity Toys go Wild!" if you are looking to download it.
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1are shaken about in the bumpy flight. I should have reconsidered the cheap tickets with Lucky-if-we-make-it airlines but saw an online last minute deal and couldn't resist.
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41800 hours Sgt Terry Smith was given a signal from the Special Ops Bunker to execute the mission orders. Terry proceeded towards the unsuspecting Senator Constantine
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1The workers at the cup of noodles power plant had neglected safety standards. Ever since it was discovered that a cup of noodles could provide
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3Euro to throw in the water fountain". Monique had her own love slave problems and ignored the request for Euros. Mme Crieucq and Alain plotted to steal Paris the city of love
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5before making a beeline for a table filled with mini hotdogs, cold meats and cupcakes. I decided to join a pan pipe and bagpipe marching band in Polynesia. My flight was