Finished Folds (1021—1040)
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3having a tea party with Queen Elizabeth II, he was amazed. He visited Buckingham Palace to join the Mayans and the Queen. He brought a plate of cucumber
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6Lego man left Legoland in search of adventure. First he visited Barbie & Ken at their Fun Holiday Dream House. Second, Lego man drove a Tonka Truck to pick up Shrinky Dinks for
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2that a team of expert skydivers and sky writers would copy the manifests words into their displays. A small plane pulling a sign saying "If you can read this then you are too close
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3his health insurance policy but an insurance assessor determined a second mouth was covered. The Carnies dentist employed extra stuff when he made an appointment
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4Professor Bazooka's High Density Urban Planning lectures at Bristol University. After class she would rush off to tractor rides at the county fair. A pig raffle was being held one
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4pes and crotch itch. Online dating was becomming more realistic with virtual heavy petting rooms. Chat rooms were a thing of the past. Vienna had not been looking for love but it
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4because it was reserved for the honoured guests. Lord Snooty, Baron Betterthanu and Viscount Pompus Up-Myself were seated near the gift table with Lady Horseface and Dame Ouch
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2EvilSanta sent a plague of Ferbies down Park Avenue in New York. Shoppers screamed in panic and ran for cover but the Ferbies kept coming. Ferbies flooded the subway stations
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2before taking seven paces and shooting his opponent dead in cold blood. Oblork ran to an escape hatch and fired up the engines on the escape pod. The pod rocketed into the Diva Qua
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5oil & gas company sign. Attique dealers and man cave collectors swarmed in anticipation. A keen collector waved his lassoo in the air to catch the rusty sign. Suddenly a vintage
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3cream in a mixing bowl, I knew it was done when the cream formed stiff peaks. I put the mixing bowl over my head but the cream didn't fall out so I created a
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2was employed as slave labour at the Plunder & Flee Bank PLC. Greenland was the latest hot spot in the sex-tourism industry so I booked a voyage on a
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1was missing all her teeth but could whistle Back Street Boys greatest hits. A pirate named Shiver Metimbers and his pet parrot Jim'ilad terrorised the 419 scammers with
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3One little Tribble, “It’s looking kind of blue, Do you think perhaps it’s hungry?” How cute! Now there’s two. Two little Tribbles, eat a little more of that yummy quadrotriticale
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6The beach was crowded with Australians having their Xmas BBQ when Santa jumped out of the hovering helicopter with his bag of gifts, red shorts, sunglasses and towel to join in
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5His website claimed he was the sexist roofer in the city. Housewives from everywhere called just to have something other than soap operas and talk shows to watch. A lonely
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5fruitatarians and Muslim extremists. Saying the industry didn't understand their target market was an understatement. It was always going to be an uphill job for Pushit Advertising
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2Chief Inspector Dugong was leaning against the water cooler explaining a case about stolen speed boats, hawaii five-o memorabilia and goats to Det. Manatee when a crowd of
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3to sing Thunderstruck by AC/DC to the patient as this would assist in his demonstration of his air guitar skills. A nurse bumped into a machine which sent it flying across
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4Matt looked passionately into her eyes and said "I ardently love and admire you. I have been a fool and you cannot deny me your feelings, for my feelings are only driven by your