Finished Folds (1141—1160)
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8his lips were more kissable than ever. I couldn't help but give him the most sensual kiss I'd ever given. To be honest it was probably better than when we were honeymooners
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5escape this "doctor" who clearly was not a doctor as he was using a frying pan as a hat and a coffee mug as a stethoscope. The "doctor" mumbled something about toast before
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2much delight from the facial hair fans who threw their knickers at John. An elderly facial hair fan hit Sven in the face by accident with her large brown panties. Sven looked
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1I was an adrenaline junkie and loved the feeling of my heart racing, my increased breathing and muscle contraction. However I didn't enjoy the anxiety, headaches, palpitatations an
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6Karen liked the mango smoothies so much that we opened our own smoothie store and called it "Fango-Mango".
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5paint landscapes with my mouth now that I was quadriplegic. The bloody hole in my chest was sending me into shock. A pack of wolves were circling and heavy snow started to fall
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3In the store room the cleaning lady found a bottle of Clown-Be-Gone and sprayed the death metal disco clown leaving him as death metal disco but without the rainbow clown.
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3who was your best chum, till you slept with his wife, he felt like taking his life, then stole lots of cash and started dealing in hash. You then went after his mother and blamed
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6bounced off the front bumper and rolled into the path of an oncoming tram. A horizontally challenged lady in a mobility scooter was sent into a 360 degree spin. The jewel thief
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4who was thrown to the ground. Back at the station Chief Inspector Dugong was concerned about the progress of the case. He telephoned Manatee P.I. who was struggling under the lady
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4"Chan eil aon chànan gu leòr. Leugh mi an leabhar o cheann gu ceann." Before being discovered by angry clansmen. The audience were shocked that the PM had
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815 tier wedding cakes. The TV suddenly went static. Zeeno had forgotten to pay his tv license as he was too busy with his evil christmas list. Zeeno called the
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4the naked hairy fat lady licked his ear lovingly. Cramer had never experienced such intense love. The holiday party was playing Silent Night so loud that he couldn't hear her name
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8your nose as a finger warmer". An icy wind blew through the school freezing all the water in the toilets. Mr Randy was prepared for the ice age but the students doubted how they
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1pocket watch and twisted the knob backwards sending the hours rushing past me in a high speed time leap. When I stopped, I was surrounded by people staring at my strange clothes
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4arrested by the guards for wearing a zoot suit. The top of the volcano opened up and a rocket went soaring up in the air. The rocket was locked in on it's target, the zoot suit sto
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4was out hiking on a bush trail and couldn't receive his call. Ben Stein had missed the sign warning of Drop Bears. The giant koala-like creature with massive claws loomed above as
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2slippery dip body wash before being sprayed with vapours of Green Tea Pizza. The audience enjoyed the Plasma and Nutricide Burgers before the show started
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4beautiful collage for my split personality scrap book. He (I) am sure his (my) shrink will admire his (my) artwork when it is complete
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1and I broke free from the religious control over my life. I decided to enrol at MIT in biomechanics and make a real difference to peoples lives rather than