Finished Folds (1161—1180)
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5and his delicious cooking. The freckled kid was wasting his talents. My contacts at the Ministry of Food were useless as the freckled kid refused to
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0deserted island I make sure to bury a copy of Prof. Richard Dawkins book The Selfish Gene and leave a map and a spade so they can find it. The Mormons & Witnesses will be
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11at sea in his clam shaped paddle pool. Elliot read the fish their last rites and pressed play on his ghetto blaster. Van Halen's "Jump" pumped out of his stereo and a tear ran down
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2toothless existence on gruel until Miss Moneypenny adopted us. We lived in a shoebox under her desk at MI6 until we grew to large and needed a
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5Paris Hilton's pocket dog jumped out of her arms and ran towards the mailman. The peanut butter and BBQ sauce on his ankle was too tempting and the dog nipped his leg. Allergic to
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3at the Yeti dressed in sexy French knickers and a lace bra. The Yeti went over switched off the TV. Primus realised he'd been foolish and kissed the Yeti. "Primus blurg urg har har
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5Chuck ran out to Mr Beef & Mr Potato Head's trailers but tripped on some carelessly laid cable and landed face first into Mr Snoode's burrito. OH&S on set was below standards
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7Harvester roamed across the bed sheets every night harvesting dreams and stealing blankets in the process. It was hard work but essential or the bed would be filled with overgrown
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4lifted when the beans jumped out of the can and arranged themselves themselves neatly on the scrabble board. My wife still impaled by the can snorted and then laughed at the
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2"Mo, you can't serve Azodicarbonamide, it's banned in Latvia ever since we joined the EU" said the Sven the Alcoholic. The yellow sandwich was a curiousity filled with
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2Indian merchant trader Myhat Mycoat travelled to North America to meet Native American Chief Big Schlong. Myhat Mycoat brought an assorted range of condoms to trade from New Delhi
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0To be listed in the Financial Times annual ranking of the percent of executive bonuses given to charity Mr Pigley would have to dig deep. Last year some top execs gave 0.01% of the
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5The students of Menopeak High School were reading through the list of unusual careers on offer at the Career Day Expo. The first job offered was
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5The Church of the Science of Baloney was based on a book written by old Mother Cupboard in collaboration with the old woman that lived in a shoe. A lock picker read the book and
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3think about the time we at green porridge for St Patricks Day. Forgiveness is so much more powerful than revenge. It was Nelson Mandela that pushed for forgiveness in post-apartied
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6the tissue and hankercheif salesman swooped in. Rev. Graham order a whole shipping container of Aloe Vera Anti-Bacterial Tissues and a pallet of hankerchiefs. With his new fortune
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3packing foam noodles. The creepy clown who dressed as a barrista felt he should have worn a UPS uniform as a disguise but the colour didn't suit him as it clashed with his
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3Woody-J was from Polish and Icelandic decent. Investigators noted that he had a tattoo of a pole vaulter on his right bicep and a scar above his right knee. The calling card
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3expose the lack of freedom of the press. Dinko the bum would volunteer at Reporters Without Borders. RWB sent Dinko the bum to Finland to learn why the rated 1st in the
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6was prevented by a microexpression. The Culligan Man had studied microexpressions when he worked at the FBI. Donald was impressed and called Inspector Prance