Finished Folds (1361—1380)
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4it was just another day where Rampant Rabbit had come to the rescue. Rampant Rabbit said to the Chief of Police "If you ever need me make a bunny ears symbol in a large spotlight i
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7Mrs Pumpernickle Von Codswallop was a great admirer of the research conducted by Prof Humita. During her studies at the Caledonian University of New Technology she decided to write
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2The Boomerang Bandit ran into the LiquorSuperStore in search of Australian beer but they only had Fosters and no Australian in their right mind would drink Fosters. In protest
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2the had my order for journals on 18th century British Empire and Maritime Trade. The clerk said he'd just had them arrive and headed out the back. While I was waiting a
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2he should have been wearing brown pants. The nurse looked upset that Slimshady crapped in the bath but then she gained her composure and let out a giant fart to even the score. Sli
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3into an illegal rave in a field. She could feel the bass bins pumping and hear the mc bustin some wicked lyrics. The people around her were stomping along to the beats so she raise
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3l for Whorgonians is to urinate throughout the house marking their territory. Whorgonians then crawl about on their hands and knees and bark to attract attention. My wife agreed to
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7to wedge the meatloaf in the door but it was no use I was out on the street. Lady Gaga walked by in her meat dress and offered me a lift in her
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2In terms of numbers at the box office. Not much apparently. Kids had found a new craze to spend their money on. Everyone flocked to play the latest Pixie Spinning game which involv
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2His apprentice handed him his hat and sunscreen and put on earmuffs. As a tree surgeon leatherface had spent too much of his time outdoors unprotected from the dangerous
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3started to pull the shoelaces from his boots and added them to the boiling pot of water. In this current economic climate senator Kerry needed to save every cent for
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2In the Swiss city of Bern, Marie and Josephine planned to create holely baby cheeses. The baby cheeses became sought after. Three men approached them to invest in the fledgling co
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5clothes off and ran naked through the office. I wasn't the only one with the idea as Mr Fitzpatrick the CFO was also running around naked whilst stapling invoices to
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3smelly doggy farts were the stuff of legend. If only Fido could have lived a few more years we would have had enough time to copy the scent and create a perfume. We would've called
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4to wear as a cute hat during our escape to paradise. We made beautiful jewellery out of sugar glass to sell at the local markets. A splendid collection of
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3igloo?" the Eskimo child said to his mother. She was having that dream again about Hairy Artic Lemurs. Kowosak placed and extra fur over his
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3ed camel and rode through the sands of time. The put me down in front of the fountain of youth. The fountain was surrounded exotic belly dancers bottling the water into clearasil
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3Nothing could foil Cap'n Crunch's plans now... that is unless breakfast turns out to be a full English fry up, and that is exactly what happened. The cereals would have to wait.
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1At the prison gentlemen's club the Menendez bros sat discussing whether or not Lord Farquhar was a queer. Lord Farquhar was on the cover of the London Times with
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1should take them for a ride in my fighter jet. I fought in the battle of Britain and those were tough days. However, when it comes to women I am shot out of the sky. I think I'll