Finished Folds (141—160)
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4vending machine around the back of BBO Co for some crackers but the machine was out of order. I couldn't eat my cheese without crackers, it wouldn't be right. I started to panic
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5a lost satellite phone. The satellite phone was crying because his brother a GPS had run ahead along the hiking trail and he could not keep up with him. REI Man and the boy scouts
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3thought about flooding it all and starting over. God's mother was not pleased as she had Thanksgiving dinner guests arriving and everything was now soaked. God felt like a failure
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4groove to get this party moving. A public debate was proposed but that also ended up dead in the water. A flood of ideas came forth but no action was being taken by Lil Wayne fans
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3Like all good planners he decided to use planning software to manage his project from start to end. Setting the timeline for killing Harry Potter and Hedwig would be determined by
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2or survive on frozen dinners. Nobody can actually live on frozen dinners so their pamphlets were eagerly consumed. Nobody mentioned eggs because
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3with a funky afro. He wondered if people who lived in Kingdom Come took any pride in their appearance. The bus suddenly jolted and its engine made an awful hissing noise before
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5In the corpse laden dawn mist, yesterday's battlefield becomes today's tragedy. The officers of the Royal Household Cavalry that were dressed in their fine uniform are now
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4Let's face it, when it comes to weiners, mothers know best.
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4s turned 90 degrees to the right in protest. The tables began to protest such ballsy activities but their resistance was squashed by a heavy protection raquet.
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4Leaving behind such a mess at the bar will forever plague their minds. If only they had cleaned up after themselves they wouldn't be feeling so much guilt.
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6quietly creeping out the door. "I have a gift card for Ghouls Hardware, we can get a can of blood red paint for our DIY projects rather than CHERRY red", Igor said with a smirk.
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5Believe Christmas to be a winter only event. 5. Think tanning is healthy in any way. 6. Have any quarantine to check shipping containers for poisonous spiders 7.
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3mangled hand. Hamish great felt a sense of relief with each pop of the bubble wrap. At night he would dream of a warehouse full of bubble wrap and being told he could pop them
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4is ready for the Red Sox to win the World Series!" The red man clearly was dressed for a hot summers day. I offered him my puffy winter jacket and the scarf my grandma had
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5remembered the salesman saying that size 34 underpants would press my testicles up against my spine and give me a terrible headache. I immediately freed myself from the underpants.
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4The first Moon Cheese Mining Expedition had returned to Earth with a wide variety of cheeses. It was too early to know if a second expedition would be financially viable. Future
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6If my Great Uncle Wilfred had not died in 1919 of the Spanish Flu in London, he would have lived his life as
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2in one hand and a small dog whistle in the other. I spot the culprit hiding in the corner of my mum's bedroom beside an overly filled laundry basket
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6raised an eyebrow. I began to question our friendship as my socks and shoes quickly disintegrated into a sticky mush. The acidic sap had removed all the hairs on my legs, leaving