Finished Folds (281—300)
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6Anyway, there I was in possession of 50 pounds of C-4, drum after drum of fertilizer and kerosene, and nothing to do on a Friday night. My Lesbian Lover® was safely stowed in her
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3Wilbur the Quantum Cat was at last adopted by a loving family in Des Moines who didn't mind his magnetic field line hairballs and the strange quark droppings he left in the litter
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5The spinning of the wheel brought her back to the night when Pat was conceived - the carnival lights had dazzled her, and young Fred Sajak the Tilt-A-Whirl operator bedded her that
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3Unlike Alexander, Lex was not destined to die in Babylon - instead, his meteoric rise as King of the Lounge Lizards began in its modern equivalent - Las Vegas. Starting as a call
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4paid a visit to Gargamel and confessed her aching loneliness. Batting Azrael away, Gargamel worked feverishly over his cauldron to cook up a companion to Smurfette. At last she
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0Before winning the Minnesota American Teen Princess pageant, Amber had had no idea how busy her life would become. It seemed that, as part of th contest, each winner was required
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2He placed the stranger's child right next to the folding star in the swimming pool library, hoping some thieving boy would not steal cast a spell upon him. The line of beauty, he
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2Gwen pulled into the parking lot of Aunt Valetta’s Sentient Sofa Bar and Grill™. She'd been starving all day, but hadn't found a thing to eat at the Turgid Stoat Sanctuary.
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5in some sort of male camel toe. His enormous fro had to make dentistry difficult at the very least, and I lived in fear every time I got my teeth cleaned of finding a curly hair
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4Jamie Summers landed with a soft squelch upon the wombat. Thirty operations later it was reborn..better, faster, stronger - as the Bionic Wombat. Aided by its allies, Robopork &
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4The Ducks of Al-Hazred had once been ordinary fowl, but, having read from the gibbering madness written by the author of the Quackronomicon, what sanity they had went the way of
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4The Amazing Spiderclam soared through the night on a gossamer thread extruded from its shell, it's rudimentary yet heightened senses on the look out for its nemesis,
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6We were charged with coming up with new cereal concepts revolving around celebrities. Some, like Al Frankenberries, never made it past the concept stage, but others, such as Honey
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3than the members of S.H.M.A.L.T.S. (Short Hairy Manatees Against Loving Turgid Stoats) holding their annual meeting. Quietly I crept past their door, goods swinging in my pants.
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3It was then that I decided to become a symbiote. Why deal with the hassle of driving to a supermarket and shelling out half your paycheck for food when you could just get your
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5(my pet names for the buns on either side of Princess Leia's head) were looking mighty attractive to me of late, and, well, I'd heard no female could resist a droid on 'roids, so
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5such an honor, and hoping to trump the Oscar given to Disney for Snow White, they made the Tony from gold-plated cuttlebone and spelled Squawker's name out in birdseed. A tear
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4Commander A Llama addressed the Ducks of Al-Hazred, Six Million Dollar Clam, the Bionic Wombat & all the other Folding Animals aboard Cattlecar Galactica - "Friends, Folders,
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3There I was in my one piece at the 2013 Muff Dive for the Cure, poised precariously at the end of the board. 100 feet below, a tank of muffs, with a school of muff sharks lazily
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4"I'm with Turgid Stoat" and had a big arrow pointing south. It seemed the perfect time then for me to introduce the world to my newest dance, the Stoat, and I began to gambol and