Finished Folds (261—280)
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2us to move from Halicarnassus early in his boyhood to Mykonos, where he promptly forgot his dream of writing history and instead opened a frozen fig on a stick stand catering to
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5s soon were all over their homeworld. A shortage of Veranda Blonde Roast, however, sent their civilization into a spiral from which they could not recover, and soon they were
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5Toaster Strudel and I haven't iced it yet." He held out the frozen confection. "It's strawberry, your favorite." They began to eat tit together, their lips meeting mid-strudel.
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1"Titan Station to Drake, we copy. Be careful out there, Drake, we have no idea what it could be." Vulcan's surface filled the viewscreen, while the unholy howling transmitted on
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5leggy Pa'lowick singers (just thinking of Sy Snootles made him want to bulls-eye a womp rat or two) & he hadn't had a chance to clean the oil off 3PO yet. If Uncle Owen caught on,
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5which promptly sprouted hooked tentacles, subdued the screaming Davenport, and began to assimilate him. Within a few minutes, Davenport was one with the thing. It went off to
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7But not as bizarre as what came in through the bathroom window from the octopus garden. I'll tell you about it someday, as soon as I can get my guitar to stop weeping.
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2worker handing out samples of Stoat on a Stick. He bought 37 tonnes of ramen & left all but one for his fellow teachers. He snorted the spice pack off the hood, then collapsed.
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6"Well," I said, getting comfortable on the couch, "my problems seem to stem from the fact that I'm sexually attracted to garden gnomes." "I see," said Dr. Klumpf, scrolling
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8The goat of existential angst glared at me as eyed the squirrel's acorn, while the the magpie of narcissism pointedly ignored me and the woodchuck of self-loathing curled up around
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4turgid no longer, flopped like a fish down the tunnel. From behind me, a woman screamed. I turned as if in slow motion. There was a light at the end of the tunnel, but it wasn't
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8r choice of frozen vegetable." The kilt was a mini kilt and left nothing to the imagination. Before Carol could answer, Clive Owen sidled up next to her, a set of bagpipes
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6my secret need to dress like the Flying Nun. I can't explain it myself. Ever since that fated night that I saw Sally Field take flight, I longed to wear a wimple. Virginity was
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4And if he ever crossed paths with Streaky again, that cat was DEAD. No ifs ands or buts. He scanned the world for a human leg strong enough to withstand his super-humping.
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4d dreamed one day of soaring through the skies, dive bombing rabbits and mating at a 100 miles an hour. Meg was sorely disappointed when the big day came, for no matter how fast
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2"Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark. Nothing I can say... a total eclipse of the heart."
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3He was alone on the Metro, and all he could think about was Midnight Meat Train. There were only two other people on the train, one a drunken girl in a mini-skirt, the other a
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4Sadly they asphyxiated somewhere around the 60 mile mark, their adorable corpses trailing the starship as it broke orbit from Middle Earth. It was Spock who, several months later,
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3show off a bit, vaporizing them with his heat vision right before they reached his very nervous barmates. Louis had really pissed him off today, accusing him and Jimmy Olsen of
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4-geridoo (a device of his own making that emitted bothdelicious gruel & haunting tribal music at the same time). "If you'd like more options, press 9" echoed from the gruel spou