Finished Folds (621—640)
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3bubble tape and slaked their thirsts at sparkling ponds of Fanta and streams of Yoo-hoo, and in turn were preyed upon by the ravenous apex predator, the mighty
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2"The Tommy Gnosis version is the far superior rendition," she spat, vehemently showering biscotti crumbs all over her rapt group of disciples. "Tom and Jerry? More like Uncle Tom
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4The children, their mouths gaping open and eyes wide, sat aghast as the story that the "Story Lady" was telling. Once child asked in a terrified voice" Can we hear a story about a
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5Epenthesis, parataxis and zeugma were sitting at a bar when in walked hysteron proteron,
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4that my corpse be eaten by ants, which in turn would be eaten by anteaters, which anteaters should be slowly roasted in a Tandoori oven, marinated in ghee and served to Welsh rugby
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4such high volume at 4am, but I could've cared less - I was in the Bahamas with the cast of the remake of "Gilligan's Island", and was safely outside the blast radius.
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2David Lee Roth smiled - at last, someone from his own race to converse with!
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3I pulled up in my Fiesta, rolled down the window, and, in time with the music, lip-synched "Get out of my dreams and into my car" at the hunk of a construction worker standing on
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3-" . He was cut off in mid-utterance by the sight of a gigantic hand looming over the stage, its index finger extended and pointed at him. Slowly the finger lowered until it
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5that a simple addition error meant that they were solvent after all. Solvent, and positively swimming in simoleons, the universal currency created in 2013 in response to the
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4space, but he doesn't care - he's Hamid, after all! Khaldoun, however, cared greatly, for he was a bit of a neat freak, and the thoughts of random rice grains and curry in his
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11Stepping into his apartment, Steve noticed for the first time that there was a grey squirrel sitting on his sofa, right where he swore the night before he had left his prized
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3And sleazy amateur porn doesn't make itself. The film in the can, production on "Hot Box II" already underway, and his bank account flush for the first time in his life,
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1Ladybird Johnson flew out of the night sky, wielding an over-sized darning needle as a lance. The fairy, fatally skewered, uttered a quiet "Meep!" and evanesced. Ladybird smiled.
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4Head, your Kajagoogoo's in my peanut-butter, no your peanut-butter's in my Punky Brewster....off his mind trailed, leaving scintillas of 80's references arcing into the night sky.
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2of social mores and responsibilities, gleefully chopping the heads off garden gnomes with shears as she cavorted naked among the cauliflower and O'Keefe-ish pumpkin blossoms, her
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4McBananahammock, raced to replace his fallen friend. Picking up the squirt gun, he shot devastating loads of holy water at Dracula, burning great gaping holes in the Count's
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2When the big studios had successfully rebooted every franchise they could, there was no option left but to mash up successful films, their first endeavor being a mash of "Planet
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2frottage or other forms of paraphilia. Use at your own risk." Suddenly, the mattress caught fire of its own accord, and no amount of legal jargon could put it out. It blazed on.
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2Serpentor will not stand for this!" Rubbing my magic serpent bracelet and shouting "Ssskssplzt", I transformed into the shadowy figure of justice known to many on 42nd street and