Finished Folds (21—40)
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4Our irrational devotion to dactylic hexameter, and the subtle thrills sapphics gave us - at heart we knew we were classicists! After naptime we planned our takeover of preschool.
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7On he babbled - I could take it no longer. I snatched the saber from the Emperor's throne, ignited it mid-air as I launched myself at him, letting my hatred for Darth Binks flow.
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6Mad Libs, her arch nemesis. Their final battle was epic, which only goes to prove that ________ (NOUN) hath no ___________ (NOUN) like a ___________ (NOUN) __________ (adjective).
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3"Actually, Mr. Rochester, I must decline your invitation to conjugate" she muttered breathlessly, hoping against hope that her attempt at grammatical humor would not dissuade him.
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2A doctor, who specializes in skin diseases, will dream he has fallen asleep in front of the television. Later, he will wake up in front of the television, but not remember his
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4I was so close. I had tracked him across half a continent to his lair. I had lost friends, respect, my family all in relentless pursuit of my objective: find Lucky's Lucky Charms
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7followed him to the holochamber. As he dropped to one knee, the twisted visage of Darth Mopsy, the dark Sith Lord of Easter, resolved itself. "What is thy bidding, my master?".
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6I was trapped, alone on an iceberg, penguins and that squamous, tentacled THING slowly melting out of the ice as my only companionship. The penguins had wised up to my predations,
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3twitched his nail nervously before darting out in front of a semi hauling refrigerators. Squirrel-suited man everywhere - in my hair, down my shirt, under my toes - but my itching
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3Zhivago (no relation) - "It's teeth are surrounding your femoral artery - you'd bleed out in seconds." So, ever since then, I've lived with a mole dangling off my inner thigh.
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5to method acting aggravated my IBS, and Christian Bale had me fired from my last gig, so now I'm just a living statue at a local amusement park - low pay, but free cotton candy.
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1the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, who'd been hit with a bad case of food poisoning from tainted shellfish. They tried mouth-to-mouth but she'd been facedown in the toilet for too long-
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7would finally pop the question. The box was small enough - it just had to be a ring! Snatching off the newly exposed lid, inside lay a festive pair of gold lamé hotpants and
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5Ned fingered the natural rubber teething ring in his hand, quickly formulating a plan as the Starfish-McMahan monster slithered slowly up the tunnel. Biting hard on the teething
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1Martha Martha, Santa's CEO (Chief Elf of Operations) screamed at him, drunk on nog and riding a hobby horse topless throughout his workshop, lighting the wood ducks on wheels afire
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5Khaldoun the Forked wiped rice grains and curry from his great bushy beard.
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5Stepping in, soon she was whisked past Marvin Gardens to Park Avenue. From there, off on the B & O to the Electric company, where by Chance she encountered a lone terrier & a shoe
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11the number of gay or bisexual bananas is much larger than originally thought, and, in addition, the correlation between sexuality and FoldingStory IQ is a function of fruitiness.
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2Spock set down the tricorder and cautiously approached the gelatinous quivering blue mound. Pushing his fingers into the quivering blue flesh, he intoned "My mind to your mind,
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2what to do. First, open the boot and stuff the corpse back in. Next, drive to a remote Scottish loch. Park the Gremlin, flatten the tire, then walk thirty miles to the nearest