Finished Folds (421—440)
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4She was in love with grammar, he was a passionate entomologist. Their children, Ellipsis, Oxford Comma and little Rhagodessa, were often left to their own devices as their parents
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3It was final: "Say Yes to the Dress" and "Curb Appeal" would be merged into one half-hour show, featuring a celebrity judge every week and a "sudden death" segment in which one
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4"Moroccan maracas masquerading as macaroons mamboed meltingly."
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3fuzzy bunny slippers over his cold, dead ears, wrote a haiku about wererabbits on the bathroom mirror in lipstick, shredded all the complimentary tea-bags then quietly slipped
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5After the couch lifted off the ground 6" and the china flew off the shelves and shattered, Megan read the label closely. There it was in tiny print: "May cause telekinesis."
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4The new restaurant, simply titled "( )*( )", intrigued us, was the talk of the town. The name wasunpronounceable, the menu eclectic ("Curried walrus in balsamic reduction" was one
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6All that was left was to think of a catchy band name. Crab Rangoon was bandied about, but ultimately discarded. Lenny suggested Feta-ed Fetid Fetus (he always had to get cheese
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3thou shalt not tax!" A blinding flurry of W-4s and 1099s arose from nowhere and smote him squarely in accounts payable, and with a shriek & a flash the evil sorcerer was banished,
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3date with death someday like everyone else, but until then, extreme extreme sports were my passion, and nothing would stop me from lava walking or bunjee-less bunjee-jumping.
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5Choking on foetid air, I traversed the entryway to the blasted tomb, within which a teeming brood of pestilent vermin had fed upon my forebears for millennia. I, P. H. Craftlove,
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2You never really notice how many ridiculous things you think of until you suddenly get the power to make what you think into reality. Presently I am surrounded by 34 Jiggly Puffs,
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4That's when I realized it was the well I was in answering me. "well," I said again, "how did I get down in you?" The smooth baritone of the well answered back. "it was Lassie.
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6twin maps of Bulgaria, but that's not what drew Doris to him. As Floyd threw himself into the dance, flinging sauerkraut into the eyes of onlookers & muttering Polish obscenities,
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4"Hello, PurpleProf" chimed the remaining Foldaholics in chorus. It then grew deathly quiet, as each member silently waited for another to begin, secretly hoping someone would
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3Slowly Margaret lowered herself down on to the dining hall chair. She hoped they'd have chocolate pudding today - she really enjoyed smearing it all over her face and flinging it
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3They had two kids, a dog and a mortgage. They fought constantly - he'd rant about how the socialists were gonna destroy the world, she'd bitch about the manatees and high-fructose
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3Nothing ever changed. Every day Tod would log on to his favorite hook-up site, and every time he would be greeted by the same pathetic faces. No one new ever seemed to join that
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4Christian soul to stand firm, but none could withstand the odorous might of the Dark Lord emanating from my backside. Later that evening I awoke to find myself alone in the church
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5Andrea brushed the sand aside. Inside was a box, and inside the box was a stunning Egyptian amulet , from the reign of Hatshepsut if she wasn't mistaken. Compelled to put it on,
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1So I was bored one day and decided to see how many gerbils I could indeed stuff into