Finished Folds (441—460)
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5pulsate rhythmically to the music drifting up from the ballroom down below. Cautiously I backed up until I found the door, then left , not sure just what'd happened to the albino.
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4So, it happened that Texas actually DID secede from the rest of the United States. To make up the deficit of states, Puerto Rico was made the new 50th, and we invaded Newfoundland
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6It was the summer I turned thirteen. My bat mitzvah was rapidly approaching, and my mother was still threatening to hire a klezmer band for the entertainment. I wanted Radiohead,
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3both and gave them to my father for his 79th birthday, though I was tempted to keep them to remove my own. I din't though, and instead bought a garden weasel and a diaper genie.
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7My parasitic twin and I were enjoying a leisurely stroll down the avenue when out of nowhere came the call of the world's rarest avian species, a bird so rare that only one was
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5Unfortunately, so had his cheap suit, right around his crotch. I could glimpse a bit of boxer shorts covered in hearts & started to giggle, which infuriated him even more. "Where
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6eastern European Lucy impersonators followed us wherever we went, believing the great light in the sky to be the second coming of Lucille Ball, as predicted in their holy book, the
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4resumed sleeping furiously in the colorless green linguistics class. Chomsky would've loved my uncle, I thought as I drifted off to dream of theta-rules and traces and discourse
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4disgorged a steady stream of grey men, all of whom turned immediately upon exiting and looked at her, their eyes covered by shades. She turned & walked slowly from the bus stop,
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4Somehow I still had room for a young schoolgirl, an off-duty cop and a pizza delivery guy - I had never managed more than a surly teenager before, so this new-found ability to
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3into the pan, releasing the bulb & watching the baster fill with golden deliciousness, then carefully inserted it between my darlings well-browned thighs. God I loved Thanksgiving!
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5He knew all the words to Adele's "Rolling in the Deep" but couldn't remember who fought the War of 1812 or why, which automatically qualified him as the world's worst American
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3Pulsing mindlessly in the deep, the little jellyfish made its way towards the swimmers, its tentacles collecting food as it went. As it approached the giant, swim-suit covered
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2a Trenta with six shots of espresso, grabbed the cat and my floaties, and did a huge belly-flop from my bed into the quivering mass of Turkish Delight. Though it offered a lot of
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3As did my eardrums. And my spleen. Luckily, my liver had enough cirrhosis that it survived. The rest of the audience was not as lucky. No more Beiber-fever in Portland!
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2Unfortunately it was a dimension where the strong force was too weak and matter had no cohesiveness. Before their quickly-disintegrating eyes they watched their bodies dissolve
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3his food. That and aloe-scented hand sanitizer. Actually, I think his food smells like that anyway - I sure as hell tastes like it, it must be his "secret spice" or something.
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2My guilt finally got the better of me and at the next exit I turned back to pick up the hitchhiker. I never did find her -- instead I picked up a couple of ex-cons hitching to
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5His Ferengi, however, was rusty, and he only knew a few Romulan phrases, so trying to pick up a hot alien babe in a seedy Neutral Zone bar was gonna to be tough. "But I'm James T.
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6He knew last night that making waffles with vodka was a bad idea, that he'd probably end up falling asleep on the iron as he had, but the lure of alocholic breakfast food had been