Finished Folds (181—200)
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2because they couldn't scrape together the $75 to file a name change with the county court. So instead the family held on to their surname of Shitte and continued to be the
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2which he had whimsically named "Tits" to display to the crowd. He had a penchant for naming all of his weapons after female body parts... in particular, those naughty bits.
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2He was really jonesin' for some Applebee's but couldn't justify the bill for the soggy fries and mediocre hamburgers, so a coupon always took the edge off. With that, he could
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1grit her teeth angrily, but then she shrugged. "It doesn't matter," she said, "Gleek has a brother. Or rather, a clone. I have an army of clones." I shrieked as the spider monkeys
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5I'd grown a third head, but in another second, he decided to play along. He caught a rose between his teeth and engaged me in a dirty, sweaty tango between the sheets.
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1cross. I know your type. The kind who's willing to ride any scandal to fame or infamy, it's all the same to you. You'll wear nothing but adult diapers to church to make them gasp.
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6velour couch, ignoring all else around her. That's my Daisy, so wise. She's my spirit animal mentor. And so, I followed her lead and began to lick the furniture as well.
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2the estate of Dr. Seuss. Because now, eggs really WERE green and the egg industry was in arms, seeing that classic book as an insult to the genetically modified eggs. It was brutal
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5green room at the studios for Jerry Springer's current episode called "I'm nuttier than a can of peanut brittle" and I'm hoping that the wisdom of the host and his audience will
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4It didn't bother me since I owned a home in tiny Pahrump, NV an hour from the Strip. Now, my hovel sat on the beaches of the ocean that had swallowed up Vegas. I sat sunning myself
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4laid out in detail the sordid account of their various trysts, whereby she would model everything from combat boots to ballet shoes to feed his foot fetish. He was aghast that
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2was as good as they say? I'm a champion Uno player and I lord that knowledge over the inferior masses. But she scared me. What if she was a worthy competitor? I can't lose to her.
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3over the heads of this generation who have no idea about the Greatest American Hero. Instead, the Chipettes are singing shrilly to Beyonce and it's my worst nightmare come true.
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4fired from Starbucks. Where else can I sling overpriced coffee and scowl at the "professionals" from behind my formica and glass counter? Plus, they have good health benefits.
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5act like complete morons in their brazen attempts for 15 minutes of internet fame. Hence, we have the release of "Jackass 3-D," the latest in a long line of empty-headed films.
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4someone finally pulled over, flagged by my hitch hiking thumb. "Where you heading?" the old woman asked me. "Yanni's calling me," I replied. She simply nodded and opened the door.
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2shiny age of open-minded acceptance and he couldn't wrap his mind around it. He enjoyed the Paranoid Racists group, though it wasn't so Anonymous... they all knew him by name.
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2no erection." Wait. Maybe that saying is only used in my BDSM play group. Besides which, there's a difference between hospital procedures and indulging in one's kinks. Or is there?
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5of Guiness to get him through those dull episodes of morning mass. He'd tried to smuggle in a flask of whiskey once, hiding it between the pages of his Bible. But lifting it proved
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5if there was much difference in the taste of hyena to weasel, but what really caught my eye was the flank of giraffe hanging in the butcher's glass window. Just think of how much