Finished Folds (181—200)
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2She had 2 more sisters. He emailed all 4 women an excel spreadsheet with his visitation dates and projected length of stay calculated from their scores on his Annoyance Index
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6nto my side. I never saw the bus coming. I woke 3 months later and there she was by the side of the bed, still very much a figment of my imagination. Alas, I was only a torso
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1Singapore noodle pizza or chow mein carbonara. Madame Wong's cousin's brother-in-law's restaurant is Italo/Chino fusion with a Lebanese twist... hence the sweet and sour falafel.
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3I sign please! With my earnings I will buy a penis enlarging potion!" As we all know the vital potion ingredient is mashed kumquat which led to the shortage in the first place.
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2He looked again at the map and yes, what he had assumed was an embarrassing stain from the poop deck incident was in fact an island. "Manhattan" he read in spidery script. Where c
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3Ida fell to her knees before him. "Master, tell me of Your wonderful products! Truly I am not worthy to purchase the treasures contained within Your catalogue. How could a wretch
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4without bringing attention to the problem. So, purely out of an inability to articulate, they remained earless. They hid their embarrassment under outsize fluffy earmuffs which the
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3I passed a note, hand scribed on perfumed lilac paper, to the lobster who seemed to be in charge--inasmuch as a lobster can ever be deemed to have leadership qualities. She read sl
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5"Aiden," I replied, "thank you for pointing out the bleedin' obvious." I proceeded to romp with all my heart and soul. Even Aiden, not the hairiest hippy in the yurt, caught my
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2looking into the sheep's reproachful eyes and cutting off my arm in my haste consume the raw, bloody flesh of this newly deceased Daughter of Capricorn. Gnawing on a shoulder bone,
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5My best-sellers were: refried beans face masks, beef dripping face cream and cheese hair wax. Stunned, I received the ultimate beauty product award accolade. Yves St Laurent's very
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3invading the depths of my watery soul and I lost hold of my grip on life. Hagatha turned me off and coaxed the TOAD out of its hole under the Welsh Dresser. The TOAD winked at Haga
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2And to get seed money I needed a Venture Capitalist who had lost the power of rational thought. So I called Goldman Sachs reverse charges and they gave me $1 million to buy
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2"Oh get over yourself already!" his bride said from under the best man. The Mayor of Verdehlo immediately swore off women and devoted himself to parrots as potential life partners.
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3"No," said Mrs Gordling, "it's GUACAMOLE! " Megan felt a red mist descend behind her eyelids. This was the LAST TIME the infernal Gordlings tricked her at charades. She picked up a
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9s or at least time out after a couple of minutes. But their only passion grew in intensity. The followers of the Sole Folding Story cult eschewed all notions of multiple stories
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5small substandard moose skin rugs with the antlers missing. O how my heart goes out to those unhappy Canadians! If I could wrap all the Canadians in the world into a big bosomy hug
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3burning amid the cries of the dying. While Napoleon's knee was in my back as he was pulling on my corset laces, I was purloining the plans for the battle of Solferino from his hat!
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5. "Quaaaaack," quacked the duck outgrowth. "Quack, quack, quaaaack, quack, quack, quack, quaaaack." Vietnam Cong surrounded hill 381. He never saw it coming. The duck didn't either
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2Also, his unnatural fear of bears. Sleeping in Neil deGrasse Tyson's burly arms was challenging as he tensed in preparation for bear attacks every 15 minutes. Newly single, I decid