Finished Folds (201—220)
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4Once I'd drunk my cup of miso soup, I read my fortune cookie. 'Burning the pork chop at both ends leads to nervous eggxitement' it said. Mme Wong approached in divine red silk
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4. The priest parried her elbow and deliver uppercut, left hook, uppercut and slam dunked her head into the font. The groom ninjaed the organist who was playing the Magnificat obliv
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5d that as I was in Nevada I would do what Nevadans do. Just more of it while packing a chinchilla. I hoisted up my shorts as high as they'd go and stepped out onto the burning dese
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9He put his hand on the pure white fat of her thigh and watched as she twisted the porky scratching this way and that so the sun glistened on the melting lard. He stuck out his tong
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5Fetlife profile. "Hi Purpleprof!" scribbled LL. "I'm just here to get my arse slapped. What is a Class 4 Dominatrix anyway?" Lucielucie burped happily & threw the rest of the burri
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751) Telekenisis 52) Burnt Umber 53) Badgers 54) Rainbows, butterflies and princesses 55) 2 Dowsing rods 56) Umbilical hernia 57) Grass 58) see 12 59) Don't be shy 60) Romanian folk
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5him I would still be a limbless torso with just a sad nodding head. But Jameson, in a freakish act of devotion, donated his limbs to me gratis. They don't fit just right, the left
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1biting my nails. I cut them and kept them in a small pot until I had enough nail trimmings to make an omelette. My doctor was so pleased with my progress at my next consultation
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5foreclose on the loan and drive you to the edge of insanity! Bob wasn't kidding. Bob didn't kid when his eyes were full of Kobe beef. "We've kinda sold the options on," we said, sm
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3Paula hit pause and turned to the audience and gazed at them with her beautiful soul-filled eyes. "Does anyone want to comment on what we have just seen? How it has touched you?"
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4d. The bride alighted from her crystal pumpkin coach drawn by giant pink rats and rushed up the aisle whooping. Billy realised he was in love and sadly contorted into a sick rose
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4. It hovered over the town square, the townspeople groaned as one and sank to their knees. "Let us suck from your udders of hate, Satanic Cow, to lift this curse..." they muttered
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4Her hands were all over my grandma's recipe book, rubbing the thin sheets of paper between her learning fingers. I'm an auditory communicator so I yelled, "Oi! Cassandra! No!"
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3where the sun don't shine. I picked up my phone and defriended her on Facebook. Ha! Take that! Now I was hungry so I looked into ordering some kind of food I at least recognised.
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5was less concerned about long term health issues than gogoing to go see the gogo dancers. And this, I believe, is the fundamental pont of this little tale I am telling you.
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3NOTHING. Those chinchillas, roasted, fried and sauteed were delicious! I prayed to Crom to halt my chinchilla transformation but she was engaged elsewhere.
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3hydrochloric acid as per the instructions. But it was CHERRY flavour and the ensuing chain reaction destroyed the kitchen table meaning Rick and Alice had to go out for dinner to
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3smoking a cigarette with a faraway look in their eyes. Princess Bernice rushed over and threw her engagement ring in Dog Knight's face. "Take that you dirty, doublecrossing son of
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4attack on the Eiffel Tower!" Mr President dropped his apple strudel & dialled the French president on the special red phone. "Errr, Monsieur, le Eiffel Tower va aller KABOOM!"
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11At sunset the sunflower massacre stopped. James threw his rifle to the ground and walked through the devastated field of shredded stalks & decapitated flowers. Oh the humanity!