Finished Folds (221—240)
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4I got down on my knees and picked up every last banana chip, blew the dirt off them, wrapped them in my handkerchief and gave them back to her.
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3fill the void that wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside them. I wonder why those women swallowed a void... perhaps they'll die. This was the most puzzling case that J Jehosophat
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2dug with his spadey hands, snuffling with his prehensile nose till he entered the dusky realm of the Mole People. Mike gave the Mole Queen his fireflies asking "Majesty! Why do yo
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5Iher name, my name and how to dress myself. When I turned up on our date wrapped in a bed spread, she said between sobs, "You never loved me Derek!" "Who's Derek? Who are you?" I
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5elastic surface, bounced and drifted down to a sandy shipwreck where it made its home in an empty eye socket of the skull of an ancient Athenian merchant. The starfish sang s
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2After Arnold McFish's high blood pressure diagnosis he requested a transfer to a pool of some other less salty bodily fluid like blood or lymph. This reasonable request was met wit
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2Little know fact: Starbucks coffee is the most calorific in the world! While I chortled at the clientele's antics my backside broadened, deepened and spread over the banquettes
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5Gizzard, chopped and fried until golden, is delicious on top of a salad. I regularly got through a barrel a week in my prime. But lurking at the bottom of every barrel of gizzards
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2And so they abode in pleasaunce and solace of life and its delights until their houses fell to waste and their palaces lay in ruins and great mutant trout ruled the land.
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4My girl"friend" "whisked" my "batter". She "julienned" my "mango". She "fricasseed" my green "plantains". Then she "basted" me with a herby "marinade". I think she was annoyed.
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7as doth an ox craveth an cow doth the sweet words droppeth as from heaven itself into thine ears. Thusly, the beggar's discourse doth soothe thy soul and verily shall ye repenteth
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2I heard a grunt as he shoved it into an orifice. Tears welled up in my eyes, but the KFC hobo was impervious to natural feeling. Then he mashed my fries with his KFC box shoes
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3girl he'd ever talked to. "I think you should come out of your shell more," he said, stroking it supportively. "I can't," Molly replied, "it's attached." Her shell nacreously glimm
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4Her blind date, Bert, was like OMG gor-juss! He stared smokily. "I will ravish you later," he husked. "But until then, let's talk about me." Savannah nearly choked on her curly fry
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3Yes, Death & Satan--fantastic golf partners. But when Sin joined us to make up a four, we hit trouble. She would move her golf ball with her toe when we weren't looking. Finally, I
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5of your nostrils where it is collected by winged homunculi. The waste products from your digestive tract are then spun into dragon gold by rare virgin mosquitos," Dr Colonis raved
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4He picked up the prism and held it up to the light, then threw it against the wall. It shattered into shards, each one reflecting back the image of his dead body. Tucker knew
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4It's hard for me to put down my feelings into words--even after all this time. But this is how I fell in love with the most beautiful halibut in Miskatonic. It was the usual campus
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5scorch marks on the carpet and the purple stains on the sofa... not to mention the gashes gouged into the table as if by the paw of a great slavering hound. Oh Jimmy! Don't say you
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2ed the pattern off her dinner plate after devouring the T-bone in 2 bites, then turned to me with a glint in her eyes. "Be gentle with me!" I burbled--then everything went dark.