Finished Folds (2381—2400)
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4. She called: "Hi, "The Cliff". I need to ascend your stroppy North face to forget..." Liam wrestled the phone from her hand. "Who are you?" she said. Her amnesia had kicked in
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5to finish before making his own way to the milking parlour. Although Nigel had tasted the fruit of Hollywood stardom, he now had to supplement his income as a part time cow. Dairy
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3the air she breathed formed spiky crystals in her lungs. She coughed and coughed up bloody masses of these green crystals. They dropped from her fingers to the earth and sprouted
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2This is the saddest story I have ever heard.
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3It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.
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3It was the afternoon of my eighty-first birthday, and I was in bed with my catamite when Ali announced that the archbishop had come to see me.
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5It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
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0I am a camera
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3her choice of literature, only reading James Joyce or, at a push, WB Yeats. She changed her name to Molly Bloom and agreed with people a lot & was generally very agreeable. Walking
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3observed in his lover's body was so beautiful to him that he wondered if he should give up his job as a night club bouncer & take up writing full time. Alan wearily pulled on his
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6them all up to their own plasticine uterus. Freud's theory was that 'owning' a uterus would make the momma's boys less envious of their mothers' uteruses (uteri?) & so less annoyin
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5...er... Top Household Tips. Commandment 1. Thou shalt never pour tealeaves down the sink for a great blockage shall come unto ye. 2. Thou shalt use vinegar to shift stubborn stain
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7besides haven't you noticed that it's making you go blind?" Nate had a point. His vision was going fuzzy round the edges - a tell-tale sign of persistant self-abuse. He called SOS-
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2seducing manner. "Ma'am," said Agent Scarn stiffly, "step away from the vouchers, they're drenched in sarin." "I can't... they're such a bargain!" She died in his arms, all purple
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3apest & it's crack plastic surgeons were my only option. I crammed my deep fried body into a cartoon cannon & fired myself at the Pest Klinik for Cookery & Other Kitchen Trauma
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5was a great work of art. Unfortunately Randy left his masterpiece lying around & his dog ate it. I don't understand why people worry about buying the right dog food. Dogs eat anyth
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4outhouses. But the South Mimms Bivalve Appreciation Society had booked in for a 2 week programme touring the oyster beds & shelling sheds. Nothing so exciting had happened since
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1young men of a nervous disposition. Violet would vavavavoom around her sitting room in her negligee & offer them a nice cup of tea & seedy cake on a doily. She so relaxed these shy
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6The first time I drove on a motorway was the I-95 in Miami - straight out of the hire car place. It was also my first l/h drive car & the first time I'd driven on the right. Scream
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3The postcard said: Meet me at the Bleeding Heart, Holborn. Don't wear a coat and bring the book with you - Dmitri.