Finished Folds (2361—2380)
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6e new libretto. So we cobbled together some Folding Stories - whacked them through Googletranslate into Italian and voila! 'il matrimonio di detective lamantino' premiers tonight.
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6to Sussex. He consulted Eeyore. "Forget honey stocks, Pooh, fill your boots with honey. It's all going to go pear-shaped anyway, but you'll have something to eat." Piglet Sachs was
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4Let's all go to the zoo. We can go just me & you. We can see a gnu. A green cockatoo. And a wombat eating its poo.
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7an ocean wave or a pumpkin. They don't need jobs. I looked on JobQumquat: "Person needed with experience handling pasta and large amounts of money." I wrote my CV on a napkin &
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6I went with her to the Isle of Mull. There is no sun for 95% of the year so the undead do great there. We boarded the SS OchAye, our black capes billowing, and slept in our coffins
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6I threw my basket of haddock at it's head. The walrus caught at a fish and I disarmed him with a punch. I gathered the fatally wounded Selmolina Pilchard into my arms. "Oh my love!
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2fused to the metal buckle on his left stiletto thigh boot. I helped him stagger along bent over. I nodded saying "Dobry den!" to passers by. The Siberian winds made Petrograd a
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4a fluffy blankie and snuggled up next to him. It was bound to make Linus all better as Happiness is a Warm Puppy.
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6o minutes to disable the machinery before it all blew to Timbuktu!. I swung in by a chain, threw the head into the clanking widget maker's cogs and with a WHUMP it imploded. A widg
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2Vamp Self Help Group she went to at the library on a Tuesday afternoon. There was a tube strike so it was only her & the Vamp Counsellor as the other vamps couldn't walk in highhee
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1This endless procrastination has to stop. Please make it stop!!
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3So he changed his name to Bib and there was something aesthetically pleasing about the very defined rings of fat surrounding his body. He posed for Lucian Freud with a whippet
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2She crammed her vegetable hat more firmly on her head and eyed him warily. "Gosh, is that the time!" she said jumping up from the park bench. He followed her to the band stand
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3All love stories are ghost stories.
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11All stories are love stories.
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4went p-fzzzzz... fzzzzz... p-fzzzzz. All burnt up. "Great job Big Mouth!" I yelled "Now we're in a group of 2. In fact, can 2 people be called a group? Answer me you great lummox!
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3haman that her ovaries had rusted up. The shaman immediately went into a trance. She waited 20 minutes & was about to go when he shouted "The knee of small gecko called Nobby will
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4buy more kangaroo genitals to make more purses. It's capitalism & Adam Smith & Karl Marx would be so proud of you. Now, I know you're worried about the means of production. But don
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8local delicacy served up by Clevelanders to visiting tourists. Cleveland Steamer is a chunky soup and it's difficult to stomach unless you're accustomed to its taste. A bit like
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3So, I had a vacancy for a mouser, the rodents were out of control again. I climbed onto my roof and placed an ad there. There was a knock on my door. "The name's Macavity," he miao