Finished Folds (2421—2440)
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3doing here?" "I live here," Rose said. "No you don't," he replied, "I brought these flowers for Neha." "Only I live here. Who's Neha?" "My wife," he said, "please leave our house.
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7"Où est la carotte?" she said. "Ah! Ici la carotte!" he replied. "Où est le banane?" he asked. "Ah! Ici le banane!" she responded. "Où est la courgette?" "Ah! Ici la courgette!"
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9and pulled out a pearl handled revolver. "Hands on your funnel, buster," Dorothy said. "Cowardly Lion, take his axe." The lion didn't move. "Just do it!" Still nothing. "OK, I'll d
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3and feed them to goats. We sacrifice the goats, we make goat cookies and eat them ourselves. It's convoluted, but Satan told us this was the way. As good, or rather, bad satanists
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4A Screaming Hairy Armadillo called Anastasija screamed: "Wear a hat, drink water, keep in the shade!" I hugged her and buried my face in her hairy back. Armadillo advice is pithy
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3I ate hand peeled prawns fed to me by my owner with a silver fork. But toy poodles have determination! I sank my teeth into her little finger and chewed off the end joint. Ugh!
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3sloughed snake skins. "Do your own packing!" Mama shouted back, "I'm off to Fallujah with the milkman. We're making a new life together!" I'd never packed a suitcase before. How
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1All meinen Schmerz ertränke ich in Küssen. All mein Geheimnis trag ich wie ein Kind. Ich bin ein Blatt, zu früh vom Baum gerissen. Ob alle Liebenden so einsam sind?
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3grandkids. He peaked under the sheets. Hmm.. he was the size of an acorn, but he now had a lovely pair of 36Ds he could play with any time he liked. So he lived happily ever after.
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11dy. "I hate children," he said. "The way they run around randomly. They're really stupid, they can't talk properly & their writing's rubbish" With that bombshell, our tale ends.
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4are you from?" Jennifer asked from between her legs. "Um... it's called 'Annal'" said the cameraman. "Annals of Physiology?" "Something like that," he replied zooming in on her
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4the Grey said, "I don't need the eleventy thousand silver pennies they offer." From that position on fudge, he would not budge.
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7. His dates were emotionally incompatible & he was allergic to feathers. But worst of all, he was their major prey! Melville the mouse decided to go Old School. He walked into bar
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6finish this story without a clue as to what's going on. But that's just like Gods isn't it? No consideration. No manners. Have faith, get on with it. Whatever.
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3was already snuffling as Mlle Chi Chi massaged his feet with truffle oil. "Hey wake up!" she shouted, but Chef Ducasse had died from pleasure. Mme Wong snapped into action
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8driving past in a hovercraft full of eels. Another odd thing is the folds I write which make me cackle the most get the least points. Maybe other folders have no sense of humour?
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3stomach rumbled. I was starving. I unobtrusively bent down & started to lick the remains of the hot pockets off the gas tank lid. WHAACK!! I'd been smacked squarely in the rear &
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4rubbing them with fresh mandrake root. Of course you will die if you pull up a mandrake root & hear it scream. It's a conundrum - foot odour or death. I just can't decide.
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5scratched his arse. Interestingly Karla was a different animal in bed with each man. With David, she was a tortoise, hence the book. With Rufus she was a meerkat. She'd pop up on
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4the next challenge" The 3 Ratgoddesses, were put in a London sewer & had to get out via a toilet s-bend. Biting a toilet occupant on re entry gave a bonus. 1 contestant drowned so