Finished Folds (2701—2720)
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3Marrakech but got lost somewhere in Nebraska. The instructions were in Arabic so the Nebraskans tried to use the sleeping gas grenades as toasters. They worked well until they trie
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9. One day our sieve washed up on the shore of a jungly island. We used the pink tissue paper to make rudimentary shelters from the scorching sun. Golden crabs helped us to gather
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2belly up in the geraniums. Dolly the one-winged pigeon would have to practise more if she was going to join the circus. I made a prosthetic wing out of cotton wool and raw pastry
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6pair of slacks with a heart full of nails. Chanel Rouge Noir was needed BOTH on my lips and fingers. I took the overnight flight to Paris. Stubble is enhanced by the berry lipstick
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2a wombat fur thong. Classy, not. The female exploration vid. started at the arse and ended at the elbow which is good as I have difficulty telling those 2 apart. He then squatted
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4"Put your spork away, Liam, you don't need to seduce me, I'm ready-seduced." Liam Neeson spun round - it was a blond, a blond to make a vegan stick a spork through a KFC Zinger
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3because South Korean students have priced themselves out of the market. I sold the reimagined Facial Recognition Software from a table in my garden. I was a millionaire within week
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8went flubalubalubathwaaack! The twinkle in his eye got worse as it started undulating all on its own! Then.. Rocky's theme on his cell, time was up. He picked up the bucket of wax
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5The sandwich was delicious and very chewy, chewier than average. I slowly put the sandwich on the plate and flipped it open. Small brown eyes blinked back at me. Harold squealed li
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5fluffy things, for anything that was small and fluffy and squeaked. If it met the criteria, I would hand the fluffy thing unused dollar bills to spend as they wished. Or to nibble
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6the professor felled him, dragged his puny body to her office and strung him up above her desk by his balls. The frog purse lay on the desk mocking him. Oh dear, he'd never have
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2. However, plutonium is the Russian poison of choice. Reading Chekhov has given Russians a heightened dramatic sense when it comes to bizarre deaths and didn't she know it! She clu
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3e. The films I really wanted to make are them moody French ones where the woman goes mad at the end. Always. But I can't speak French so I'm stuck with 'Jim Jarmusch, a Life'.
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4You see, usually werewolves rip chunks out of their victims and swallow them without chewing. But my parents sent me to Italain cookery school in Tuscany at great expense and I use
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2"Have you looked at the sky?" On its blue shell Satan was balanced looking down on the garden. He leapt and glided down, a winged serpent. Adam and Eve asked me what it was
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3I took a crazy chance, but next time I'll be true.
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6Footsteps on the dance floor remind me baby of you. Tear drops in my eye eyes, next time I'll be true. Whispers in the powder room, she cries on every tune, every tune, every tune
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1It's a well known fact in the Carving Community that soaking a joint of meat in reconstituted milk will result in slices of meat unrivalled in their uniformity. So Amber wasn't so
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3their Mission Statement - Bardot's "You have to suffer to be beautiful". The fashion police were corrupt and depleted from platform sole and spaghetti strap injuries. Their unifor
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5loves the Goblins Horde will encircle the world with octostars!" I skidded to a shuddering halt. Everyone threw their plaid hats in the air woohooing. The final day of the Games