Finished Folds (2741—2760)
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3the non-human precision of the bass means its frequency is ideally suited for shifting baked on dirt in, eg., a microwave oven and dogs are guaranteed to howl. Electronica
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2would be the last of common fare I'd ever eat! It was pate de foie gras and caviar from now on. I ordered my carriage and pair and, donning a velvet cape I ordered: "To Harvard!
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4Hilary shook her blond locks at him. "My idea of foreplay would probably kill you. And I don't want that, not yet." With him moaning in the background, she teleconferenced Xi Jinpi
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4the immediate plucking of three swans. One for the king, one for the virgins and a spare. The feast lasted a week and never had so many swan bones been chucked around with such joy
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4"Ello darling," grunted the muffin man at Elspeth, "wot's yer pleasure?" "Oh... muffins, of course," she giggled. "Tell me about yer muffin, Americans' ones is different," he leere
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2. There was a rap at the door. "Hi, I'm Alan from number 42. The naked man tied up in your window, the lipstick does't suit his complexion, he needs fuchsia. I'll shoot yo
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1amputated his right leg below the knee and roasted the calf/foot combo as an alternative to traditional turkey last Thanksgiving. "Hi, bro, sorry I ate you," I said, inadequately
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3changed his name officially to Moonbeam. At the next election Mayor Moonbeam lost, heavily. Lump had turned against its son and his fancy new ways. Moonbeam packed his bags and
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3well, Samual Johnson's biographer."A man who is tired of London is tired of life." he said archly. The apartment collapsed. What.s that got to do with
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7She dashed the rustoleum from her lips and chugged the whole Gulp of Fanta in one, then belched loudly. I was mesmerised. Could she love Fanta in the same way I did? I grasped her
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7She's always a woman' written about his pet goat Lulu, interestingly. She caught the bus and sat down outside Billy Joel's mansion and started to tinkle her Casio. Billy opened
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3Newton was sitting with Darwin by the fire one day. A piece of bread had fallen on the hearth. Newton picked it up. "By God, Darwin, I think we've cracked it, we've invented toast!
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1There is nothing random about holes. They're produced in a negative space factory in Bohemia just outside Karlovy Vary then shipped to cheese producers in vacuum packed pockets
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4The waitress returned with the toasted muffin with Vegemite to an empty table. Enraged, she had to track the perp. Well, only Aussies can stomach Vegemite, so she called the ambass
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6for me at least. Not for the nurse who wanted to finish her shift on time for once this week. I wrapped up the sticky wicket and, limping slightly, discharged myself from hospital
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6rusty tea tray to see the tempting ladies of Nuuk. As soon as I hove into Greenland's major port I saw them by the dock. Swaddled in seal skin and vortex, their guttural Danish
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6You know what? I prefer it when the French stick to mime. But they hadn't and we had a crisis on our hands. The hovercraft was full of eels and the cows thought we were milk thieve
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5Life for Attila the Hun and his ravaging Mongolian hordes was go, go, go. They were so successful because they rode supercharged ponies fed on the entrails of the conquered and oat
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6I hoped that the flagellation of the bass notes would break down my cellulite like it says in the ads. But instead it produced a cellulitic effect all over my body. My lumpy face
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3The March Hare invited Glen Beck and his friends to their tea party. Alice tried to serve them their tea but the tea pot refused and the dormouse fell asleep on Glen's lap so he